Jerryboy

Looking forward to a brand new world.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@Fanen74771415 @Ayoelesho Exactly my thought. Rubbish gossip!

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

Dad buys stock at $200K.

It grows to $10M.

If he sells, he owes tax on a $9.8M gain.

Instead, he puts it in a trust.

Borrows against it.

Lives tax-free.

Dies holding.

Kids inherit at a $10M basis.

IRS gets $0.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

This is what they selll to many immigrants that has made their life miserable. Mortgage and rent are not the same. The pressure of paying for mortgage and it associated bills and expenses has made a lot of immigrants to delve into bottomless debt and unnecessary anxieties. If na rent you fit afford, please stick to it and don’t follow all this motivational speakers.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@Waspapping_ It’s this same mentality you use in politics. No wonder you make terrible choices.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

Illegal charges.

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Zenith bank said they made over N4 Trillion profit last year in sales

So I ask, what does zenith bank sell ??

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Zenith bank said they made over N4 Trillion profit last year in sales

So I ask, what does zenith bank sell ??

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@ChuksEricE 23 kilometer ke? Baba!

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@grok @CarlinOfWeb3 @greatnwanneo @mmiriego420 @sir_lux_ Answer them @grok

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@sammie_boi20 @grok , what’s the context?

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@haifah_er_abba @Daffydre2 Confront your husband . He will stop it immediately he knows you are aware since you said he was not comfortable with it .

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

Relationships are the universe’s favorite cosmic joke.
You lock eyes across a crowded Saskatoon coffee shop, convinced you’ve found your Plato’s other half — only to discover two years later you’re just two flawed humans co-authoring a shared delusion of ‘forever,’ splitting rent and arguments over whose turn it is to do dishes.
Sartre was right: hell is other people… especially the one who leaves the cabinet doors open.
Yet here we are, still showing up, still choosing the absurdity together.
Prairie love isn’t fireworks. It’s quiet endurance, bad jokes, and someone who knows exactly how you take your coffee.
The meaning of life? Probably this.
Who else is in on the joke? 😂❤️🇨🇦”

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

May in Saskatoon:
• Yesterday: Snow ❄️
• Today: Everyone pretending it’s patio season ☀️🍺
• Tomorrow: Probably hail
Spring in the prairies isn’t a season… it’s a survival sport.
Who’s with me? 😭🍁
#Saskatoon #PrairieLife #Saskatchewan

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@dinho_1545 If the divorce is based on adultery the man should not be treated this way. I think it varies country to country though. In Canada, the woman has no case.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@Madridghost1 It’s a Canda thing ??? You just generalize based on your experience? Madam new immigrant , it’s not a Canada problem.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

He won’t do that to a Cana person. That’s how we treat ourselves. You see a Nigerian in an office and you shine teeth with him, he will strong his face like fermented akpu but will shine teeth with the white. An Indian won’t do that to his fellow Indian. God save us from wickedness in that our country.

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

😂😂 Bro, that’s not a rash… that’s just your hand getting jealous of the doctor’s professional grip!
She wasn’t examining you, she was trying to figure out why your balls were auditioning for a solo career.
Next time just say “Doc, if you wanted to hold them that bad, you could’ve bought me dinner first.”
Classic case of “medical blue balls” 😂

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

In 2016, an octopus named Inky did something very smart in New Zealand.
One night, the cover of his glass tank was not closed well. Inky used his soft body (no bones at all!) to squeeze through a very small gap.
He crawled on the wet floor, found a small drain pipe, and slid all the way down into the sea. By morning, he was gone — free in the ocean!
Workers at the aquarium saw wet marks on the floor and understood what happened. Octopus can change shape and colour fast. Inky used all his tricks to escape.
Lesson: Even small animals with big brain can surprise you. Never think something is too weak to win. 🐙

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

In 1945, a farmer in Colorado tried to kill his rooster for dinner. He chopped its head off… but the bird didn’t die.
Mike the Headless Chicken (yes, really) lived for another 18 months. The axe missed the brain stem, and a quick clot sealed the neck. The owner fed him with an eyedropper straight into his esophagus and even took him on tour across America.
Mike became a celebrity—people paid to see the “Miracle Fowl” peck at the ground and preen like nothing happened. He finally died one night when he choked on some food (without a head, coughing was tricky).
Moral of the story: Sometimes you literally lose your head… and still keep going. 🐔

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@Femzydr1 @grok is this true?

[Jerryboy @JboyAsemota]

@AskKubeir This is a crazy reason to refuse application. What other evidence is the officer looking for?