Jon “the dogg” Brooks

6’3” | alcoholic | UT ‘84 | ball knower | breasts enthusiast | lib hater | MAGA | finance | 5x AWL

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@biggestgiy Think this is the right move

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I hate it here

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@aussiooo Kys

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There’s a 1% chance I have sex tonight #ShootersShoot

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@AdmiralSabamoto Had to add it just bc I did it #clout

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Here’s what I got, added some. Lot to go

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Updated version of my sporting events bucket list

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@atlmintgeekbar I got this a while ago but don’t think they sell it anymore

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Holy fuck that body of yours

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@mikerotchburny

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Get me back to God country #thesouth #roadtrip

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@oyyyyveyyyy @Carltonbyrnes Fuckkkk

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Talking stage sent me this last night (I’m on vacation) then proceeds to not talk to me the remainder of the day #cool

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@McGillinsMayor Appreciate you pointing that out, didn’t think was bad

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MDW Stats:
- 47 drinks (for Trump)
- 0.4 mile run (hungover)
- 1 LinkedIn request to ex-wife
- 18 “she bad”
- 3 girls talked to
- 1 girl brought home
- 1 girl then kicked out because it wasn’t my house I brought her back to

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when mrs. mixed signals decides to fw me today

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@LordStinkyPinky Appreciate the support, Donnie

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@Nuke_nick1 Still might send it

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@BreastLoverDan Usually 3-4