jorge cabanas

its all right but it aint Ralph though

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

Get humble or you're gonna get humbled

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

@TMobileHelp @TMobile I am extremely disappointed with the complete lack of customer service and assistance provided due to bugs in your system. After four hours on the phone and an in-store visit, there is still no resolution. This company is a complete waste of time.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Politicians are like CBD gummies, there’s a lot of support but I’m not sure if they’re doing anything

[mark normand @marknorm]

An app for people like me who go to concerts by themselves: “Lonelyfans”

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

@JackCarrUSA did it again with his new book “In the Blood”. Amazing thrilling novel highly recommend it to anyone!!!

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

PSA: To all my friends thinking of getting into Spearfishing or free diving. Please take a free diving certification course before asking to tag along on a trip, and don’t forget ALWAYS flush your ears after diving!

[brian redban @redban]

Man… @boburnham is fucking brilliant. Highly recommend his @netflix special.

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

I swear Apple TV remotes are the dumbest invention ever. I consistently lose it in the couch.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

James Gandolfini and Michael Imperioli on their final day together on set of The Sopranos.

[Brett Okamoto @bokamotoESPN]

With UFC acknowledging Khabib Nurmagomedov is retired, Michael Chandler (@MikeChandlerMMA) and Charles Oliveira (@CharlesDoBronxs) will fight for the lightweight championship at UFC 262 on May 15. End of an era. Start of a new chapter at 155.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

What makes Burr one of the best to ever do it is his complete refusal to acknowledge online nonsense. He gets it’s not real.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I said maybeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

I wish the govt would issue everyone cammo, i dont wanna be wearin Nordstrom when the world ends.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Coffee is like the mafia - I got involved young to help with work but got in too deep, I wanna quit but it’s too hard and now I’m married to the lifestyle

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

I miss spearfishing every weekend.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Just caught my vegan friend biting his nails... smh

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

To prevent people from buying stocks tomorrow the government will release photos and videos of aliens, reveal the island Jeffrey Epstein lives on now, admit Abraham Lincoln was gay, impeach Trump 4 times, and potentially invade one or more countries. Don’t be distracted. HTL.

[jorge cabanas @Jcabanas69]

Yoooo if y’all can get your grandparents a vaccine app do it ASAP! Took a week of checking every day but I finally got them scheduled!