Justin

Won’t shut up. Probably incapable of not liking tweets. He/him.

[Justin @JcastEyo]

@haisan You really are @krisletsgo’s cousin

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

when you tune out in church and start to wonder who would get killed if the light fixtures fell from the ceiling

[Justin @JcastEyo]

15years ago my journalism prof showed the class “crosseyed and painless” just to segue into a lesson on sensationalism and misleading headlines. That performance blew my mind in such a transformative way that I immediately went back to my dorm and watched the concert on YouTube.

[tay @hairball1952]

happy stop making sense day! the critically acclaimed concert film was released 40 years ago today.

[Justin @JcastEyo]

33-Year-Old Millennial Still Gets Distracted by Social Media the Old-Fashioned Way

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

when the sales associate tells me the price and i have to pretend i'll think about it

[Justin @JcastEyo]

I joined Twitter, not this “X” bullshit. Shoutout to @datfoodporn21 for ruining my life lol

[Justin @JcastEyo]

mulaney gang we are so back

[dj meep @cockjuring]

john mulaney @ dreamforce set

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

[Justin @JcastEyo]

@icedamerikeino @spearhyunnie LOL EXPOSED

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1289

[snoopy @snoopyvinyls]

SNOOPY GET OUT OF THE OCEAN😭

[Adriano InfinityVision Caporusso @AdriCaporusso]

Until someone builds a happier Gilmore

[Carolyn Hinds 🇧🇧 #FreePalestine #CongoInCrisis @CarrieCnh12]

I can not stand rude people.
White women do this ALL THE TIME. You'll be walking or just standing, and they'll walk straight into you because they expect you to move and don't apologize when they make physical contact, and keep going like you're invisible.

[Justin @JcastEyo]

Left a group chat like four days ago and no one has approached me about it yet. Probably for the best tbh

[Justin @JcastEyo]

A billion dollars to the person who can find me that didn’t attend the concert with me

[아이유(IU) @_IUofficial]

#아이유 #IU
#HEREH #IU_WORLD_TOUR

[Justin @JcastEyo]

Okay, The Bear officially has some of my favorite guest appearances of all time. Halfway through season three and it’s been amazing so far.