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[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

@S1mply_Me_ Felt

[rave* @rareblurs]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[bobby 🧞‍♂️ @getmebobbied]

Alright now saweetie aiko the scientist

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

BRO I USED TO 😩😩😩 it was my favorite movie and everything. Even dated a dude named Q

Can’t even watch the movie anymore, he did her so wrong CONSTANTLY

[iza @izamamaa]

I hate that so many Black people see this movie as romantic.

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

@S1mply_Me_ Do it

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

Being sexually charged and having a tummy ache at the same time is blasphemy

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

Unpopular opinion:

Taylor swift doesn’t look pregnant to me.

Bigger unpopular opinion:

Don’t care about her anyway.

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

I don’t even eat watermelon but that looked like a dream 😩😍

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

That’s quite literally the greatest looking watermelon I’ve ever seen

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

You know what, @RayJ just really used to be doing shit and I respect it. I’m watching bad girls club and forgot he hosted all stars, give this man his flowers

[Nate Washington @nwash85]

🚨🚨🚨
I DONT WANNA HEAR NO DISS FROM A MAN THAT WENT TO COURT OVER A DISS‼️

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

PRINCE COMPARABLE TO THE WEEKND? Fuck no 😂😩

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

Please tell me A$AP isn’t really cheating on Rih.

I would just die. I love them so much

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

@S1mply_Me_ 😂😂😂😂
Pico de pression

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

Dear Taco Bell,

Adding a little bit of tomato to a chicken soft taco is NOT pico de gallo.

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

@S1mply_Me_ Pico de WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 😂😂

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

Anybody wanna hang today? I’ll be near Edwardsville/collinsville

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

Crying, and then accepting that I still have to go to work and it’ll take me likely 2 hours to get there

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

You wake tomorrow to this ❄️

What is the first thing you do?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

I think most women who are homebodies are the girls who grew up on punishment for 6 months at a time or had such a dysfunctional family they stayed in their room majority of the time. As they became an adult it just became normal.

[crash bandic*nt 💋 @Jcefenn]

She’s out of this world. And not in a good way.

[Dubs⛧ @onlydubsX]

Jada Pinkett Smith says despite being with Will Smith for 32 years, she wasn’t sure a relationship could make you happy, adding it wasn’t until 3 years ago she realized how powerful marriage can be after Will went through his “emancipation” from her 😳👀

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

Nothing ruins a relationship faster than watching your partner show up for everyone else in ways they never show up for you. It proves they have the capacity but not the desire to do it for you.