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I think, therefore I think

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@barnsleysime It’s buttplugs 🧐

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@mtracey She seems nice

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@DecampDave I listen to you everyday, Dave! It’s always reassuring to hear you. I can tell you’re a compassionate and loving person (apart from knowledgeable). Oh and I miss the opening theme. That got me focused. I’m starting a one man campaign to bring it back!

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@ABlinken For the record, kiss my complete ass

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@RabbiPoupko Who’s going to tell you who gives a shit

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@SarahHuckabee Dumb

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@scotthortonshow Brilliant and condescending to the point of insufferability.

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@WhiteHouse Dumb

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@peterdaou Then wouldn’t that contradict natural selection? And the entire field of biology?

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@ryangrim Apparently Debbie’s been touchin’ her Dingell

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@mtaibbi @RoKhanna Thank god we have you to remind us how to properly interpret the interview. Someday we’ll be able to think for ourselves and you’ll be free.

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@JoeBiden @littlebrown “available for pruhherder, now”

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@neeratanden @ryangrim I watched. It sounds reasonable to me. Jeremy is wise.

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@RT_on_X @RT_com He should have that bursitis looked at

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@BrandyLJensen Huh? He reported that relevant contextual facts were *deliberately* ommitted by the reporter to avoid contradicting Politico's preferred narrative. Seems valuable to me.

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@ChrisMurphyCT Please stop attacking Trump from the right, dipshit.

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@jessisajew Are you sure it’s that? Could be indigestion.

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@SecRubio Fuck you

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@ggreenwald

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@walterkirn Because he thinks midterms are a thing Baron gets twice a semester