Jude Cohen

intensely social (she/her)

[Natalie @natateaaa]

greta gerwig did with barbie what olivia wilde thought she did with don’t worry darling

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

RIP Emily Dickinson, you would have really loved Mountain Dew Summer Freeze 💙

[TickPick @TickPick]

Taylor Swift Giveaway!

We are sending three (3) lucky winners to see Taylor Swift LIVE in Inglewood, California 💜🫶

What's included:

▫️ Two (2) VIP Floor Tickets
▫️ 5-Star Hotel Accommodations (2 nights)
▫️ Flight accommodations & airport transfer
▫️ $100 gift card for merch or food

Enter here: https://t.co/Fgm9S9IyjD

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

@_GoRevel the math ain’t mathing… plz explain how 67 is 50% of 87?

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

@united made everyone with a bag starting in group THREE check a bag and then just latched all these empty bins. Are you fucking kidding? 😑

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

Is anyone still on Twitter? If you're seeing this plz go vote for #FlipTheTurf to win at the Webbys! We’re in 3rd place, VOTE: https://t.co/8hohMRCwph #Webbys

[Huggies® @Huggies]

BREAKING NEWS: Rihanna wears red to her nationally broadcasted baby shower

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

I can buy myself flowers!!!!!!!! (me at trader joe’s)

[Huggies® @Huggies]

Cool moms walked so fun aunts could run.

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

@hellotefi is an honorary Capricorn I don’t make the rules

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

pretty insane that people say “can we please not politicize this tragedy” about a tragedy that happened because of politics

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

But where did you get your masters in ticketing?

[Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster]

Due to extraordinarily high demands on ticketing systems and insufficient remaining ticket inventory to meet that demand, tomorrow's public on-sale for Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour has been cancelled.

[Huggies® @Huggies]

Wake up in the middle of the night and feed the baby for her or Pete Davidson will

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

literally

[Huggies® @Huggies]

This is where I tweet from

[Huggies® @Huggies]

I don’t wanna to BeReal, I wanna BeAlone

[No Kid Hungry @nokidhungry]

1 hungry child is too many. 9 million in the US is a crisis. Take action now! Retweet this post & @Citibank will donate $10 to @NoKidHungry through 9/30 or when they reach their $1 million goal. $10 can help provide 100 meals for kids in need. #CitiGiving #GlobalCitizenFestival

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

@Instacart @vmas Cheetos

[Huggies® @Huggies]

Steal his look

[Jude Cohen @Jcoh10]

Ok but this happens to me at least twice a week

[Huggies® @Huggies]

When it’s ⚠️Time To BeReal ⚠️ but you’re busy doing business 💩