Jcrop

Love fungis. Sooo succulent. Antisocial slug yelling into the abyss.

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#itsajungleoutthere
#jurassicsnark
#itkeepsthecatout

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Now i overheard this conversation at 9:30 this morning and its now 11hrs later before im typing so its not word for word but honestly #word
#beautystandards
#tweenturmoil
#thehormonesarestarting

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I went on a grade 5 school trip today and overheard the most amazing thing.
#priorities #tweenproblems
#girltrouble

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"I'm not thinking like that right now.
I'm just loving him like he's my brother. I shaved my legs for the first time this year, mum only let me shave to the knee, my thighs are like a gorillas, I'm dealing with stuff like that right now so I'm not really thinking about crushes"

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But these girls are having none of it.
2 ask, "are you gonna kiss him then?"(almost sounded like a demand, calm down disney villains.)
Then another.
"Look the only important question is, do you have a crush on him too"
The girl goes...

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So she's off chatting about how shes the oldest of the 6 of them including her siblings and his and also the second shortest bested only by an infant.
She likes riding bikes with him and his sister.
Its all sounding so pure.
She says his parents are lovely, ahhh.

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So I'm not trying to overhear until i hear whispers of romance, and then I'm rapidly evolving supersonic hearing because my kids this age and I'd like to get a clue about how they work.
One girl is singing the praises of this whole family.
The boy has a crush on her...

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Onto the earwigging.

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We set off on a bus to go plant trees and its packed. Every single 2 person seat on both aisles had 3 butts on.
One around the midway point was mine. My quads are screaming from the effort of basically riding a mechanical bull in a squat position assisted by 3/4 of one cheek.

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Well shit.
#topchef
#stoveislava
#dogstillwantsit
#accidentalhellmouth
#sausageparty.
#HOT.

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#cats
#cat
#doeswhat?

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Despite my 10 years old tears I will not be learning to weld this weekend his costume for school on monday will be cardboard and foil like all the other peasants.
#unrealisticexpectations
#limitlessinthekidseyes
#extralikemum

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This savage beast brought me breakfast in bed yesterday fresh but not yet unwrapped (thank dog for small favours)
Nothing like waking up to a fresh mouse on your pillow and a cat biting your ear for attention.
#thisiswhytheyhavetobecute
#goodadditiontoacenturyhouse
#nomiceforus

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#caturday
#fatboyblue
#adoption
#thoseearsthough
#greytabby

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I just had a serving of this vegetable soup + @Sriracha_FG + some fresh parm. Now im even angrier at the wasted flavour water!
#milliondollarsoup
#happybelly
#warminsidewinteroutside
#2018s20thwinterisunderway
#summerImsorrycomebackimissyou

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When he fishes out the chunky veg and leaves the thoughtfully crafted flavour water behind.
Bitch eat a stir fry next time.
#nosoupforyou
#stirfrydoesnttake2daystomake
#allthegoodstuffsstillinthejar
Also how convenient are these ancient jars i found in the loft of my old house?!

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Found this in a group chat after a night of moonshine.
Never even got my wings, got distracted by a Tardis in a shop window on the way and ended up in a coffee shop instead.
#drunkadventures
#cantbelievemyfriendsstilltalktome lol
#neverendingforehead
#flattering
#chickenwings

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Jar with a dead centipede is now a jar or dead centipedeS
#boymom
#keepitnexttothetea
#catkilltrophies

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Never mind i found it, in the tea cupboard, next to a mason jar with a large centipede in.
#calloffthedogs
#lifewithminions
#whyisitstickynow

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#cat.