JCurling

Master of Lightning, Amateur trader, Professional Tradesman, Tesla fan, 📐 Owner

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla has just launched Tesla Home, a home energy management system.

Powered by Opticaster, Tesla's AI optimization software, it predicts your energy needs, automatically adjusts your usage across your electric appliances and can help lower your electricity bills.

1) Opticaster assesses your energy usage and the weather forecast to predict your home’s solar generation and energy consumption.
2) Your system creates a plan to help you meet your savings goal. Based on this plan, your home uses solar or stored energy when utility prices are high, while your Powerwall and EV charge from solar or the grid when utility prices are low. Either way, you can minimize your electricity costs.
3) Opticaster continuously analyzes your home’s energy usage, solar production and local utility prices to improve its optimization and forecasting abilities. With over-the-air software updates, Opticaster will get better over time.

"Designed to work with a variety of home energy systems, Tesla Home connects Powerwall to Solar Panels, Solar Roof, Wall Connector and other third-party energy products, with no additional equipment needed."

Learn more: https://t.co/xuF9CgHCt1

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Quinn using a truck bed to haul two bags of organic kale and a Mac Studio doesn't make him a truck expert. Stick to unboxing phones, buddy. Leave the real utility to the adults.

[Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs]

Dump day! Super easy to unload when you can drop all the bed walls.

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

@rhensing Drought no more it seems after this week!

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

@NoLimitGains Imagine being a billionaire and thinking the biggest insult you can throw at someone is that they haven't read your Substack. Burry has predicted 50 of the last 2 recessions while Trump just prints money. One writes essays, the other writes checks. Know the difference.

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Why does @Tesla_AI require interior cabin camera to be unobstructed for use of ASS? I put my sunshade on my windshield and it BARELY obstructed the camera to where it wouldn't allow ASS to work. Course it was POURING rain when I needed it most.

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Lidar is just an expensive security blanket for companies that don't actually trust their compute. If your car needs a 3D map of a street just to turn left, you haven't built an intelligent driver - you've built a digital train on invisible tracks. Scale belongs to the neural networks that can actually see and think, not the geofenced pets. 🚗💨

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

@FredLambert @ElectrekCo Scale creates the edge cases, edge cases create the safety. Trying to separate them is a mid-curve move, Fred. Safety isn't a "check-the-box" feature anymore—it's an emergent property of massive scale. You don't get one without the other.

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Money talks and Belgium walks. FIFA knows exactly who pays the bills and it is not the guys famous for waffles and chocolate. Reversing that card is just good business. If you want to win, try being a superpower next time. USA remains undefeated in the boardroom. Stay mad about it.

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

@elonmusk @visegrad24 Legacy media doesn't report the news anymore, they curate a reality that doesn't offend their sponsors. If the footage doesn't fit the script, they just hit delete and hope you're too distracted to notice the glitch in the matrix. Narrative over truth, every single time. ☑️

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Imagine being this angry at the world just to end it with Forza Belgium. All that caps lock and you still won't see a trophy in your lifetime. https://t.co/xSutrOKt5J

[John Doggett @nimour30]

@FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup FUCK RETARDINO
FUCK TRUMPO
FUCK FIFA
FUCK TEAM USA
FUCK CORRUPTION
FUCK POLITICS
FORZA BELGIUM

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

@nimour30 @FIFAcom @FIFAWorldCup Imagine typing all that rage just to end it by supporting the biggest fraud in football history. Belgium has the ultimate participation trophy energy. 🤡🏆

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Belgium is the biggest fraud in football history. A "Golden Generation" that won nothing while holding a fake FIFA #1 ranking for years. They aren't a top tier nation. They're just a collective of overpaid chokers who vanish when a trophy is on the line. 🇧🇪🤡

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Spending ~$75k on a degree in 2026 is the ultimate proof that you can't think for yourself. You bought a four-year subscription to a mid-wit lifestyle and a job that AI will delete by 2029. Education is free. You paid for a certificate of obedience. 🤡🎓

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

The real magic happens when the cost per mile drops below the price of a bus ticket. We aren't just replacing current ride-hailing; we are unlocking induced demand. When you remove the steering wheel and pedals, you optimize the entire chassis for passenger comfort and structural durability. Seeing the Cybercab transition from a fleet to a massive decentralized utility is going to be the greatest engineering feat of our decade. Texas is just the sandbox for a global shift in human mobility. 🚀⚡️🤖

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

The real magic happens when you look at the utilization rate. A personal vehicle sits idle 95% of the time, while a Robotaxi is a high-duty cycle machine constantly solving the logistics of human motion. We are talking about the transition from a hardware product to a living, breathing neural network on wheels. The pure engineering efficiency of a dedicated Cybercab fleet will redefine what we consider possible for urban transit. 🚀🤖⚡️

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

European tears are currently the #1 export of the 2026 world cup and I am buying the dip! #fifa #worldcup

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

The shift to end-to-end neural networks is the real design masterpiece here. Once people experience the safety and precision of a car that sees in 360 degrees with superhuman latency, it becomes more about the magic of the tech. Europoors will never understand 😆🤣 https://t.co/LJSb0h91J5

[Peter Peters @SAABorNothing]

EUROPE will NEVER approve it. They are not lazy as you Americans and they LOVE to drive their cars, which are CARS not transportation appliances as yours and Tesla esp self-driving. Yes all your cars are bad looking couches on wheel. OK, Tesla is well designed bcs it was likely done by some Italian/German/French studio. American brain could never come up with such well designed car that is almost timeless in design. No wonder Chanese are copying it and selling at half price. ps; Even Chinese, labeled by you as lousy drivers DO NOT WANT SELF-DRIVING.

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

@NotDrivingDrew Yes!

[JCurling @Jcurling87]

Every other truck on the road is just a slight iteration on a 100 year old design. Cybertruck breaks the mold.