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sober is a complex feeling

[J @Jdadsyort]

So I did a follow up call with this Hispanic guy I do my usual “hey it’s justin at dixon ford” and 2 weeks ago he spoke perfect English, today he goes “no comprende”

So I go,

“Hola soy Justin de dixon ford como estas?”

HE HUNG UP HAHAHAHA

White boys know Spanish too

[J @Jdadsyort]

@jumpman21058 @sondraa Oh no the team with the best farm system in the majors will have to rely on it again!!! Ask Seager, Joc, and Belli how bad that really is dummy.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[J @Jdadsyort]

So am I thats why I am confused how you can call Hardens career “better” even after Kawhi won his 2nd ring. This is Hardens first conference finals since the YEAR BEFORE Kawhi won that ring btw. Also he just recorded his 31st playoff game where he had more turnovers than shots made.. wake up😭😭

[J @Jdadsyort]

@JoseMattle15 @Krowbar9 @Benhall73 @Hoopss @SportsCentralO Even this take is just straight blasphemy bro how old are you?

[angela ☆ @artdiseasee]

try 2 years, 7 months and 29 days without gojo satoru

[J @Jdadsyort]

@anime_shots A young billy ray cyrus

[J @Jdadsyort]

@TopGunInThe6ix @BravesSufferer @MLB Chop this and fuck the Blue Jays bro

[J @Jdadsyort]

@TopGunInThe6ix @BravesSufferer @MLB Yeah we should get more Alejandro Kirks fatass on the TL, maybe him waddling the bases would do something for the people.

[J @Jdadsyort]

@TopGunInThe6ix @BravesSufferer @MLB Its actually hilarious how much of his dick youd have in his mouth if he stayed on the plane to Toronto🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[J @Jdadsyort]

@BravesSufferer @MLB Hey maybe if Acuna actually stays healthy you will have some screen time buddy! Stay mad.😮‍💨

[J @Jdadsyort]

@UNC_Basketball @sethtrimble1 This hits.🔥🔥

[DodgersMuse @LADodgersMuse]

The first championship to be won in Petco park 😭😭😭😭�

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Your starting pitcher tonight, Shohei Ohtani.

[J @Jdadsyort]

@Padres_Burner69 @BRWalkoff @FabianArdaya Hey can he use some of Tatis’ steroids?

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

Hello, old friend.

[Patrick @NoSwayze]

Me after two plates of Mexican food

[AB @AB84]

Retire the #

[J @Jdadsyort]

@Iamlouisberk @shegone03 @MLB @Yankees When you havent won a WS in literally 15 years Id try crazy shit too I guess

[J @Jdadsyort]

@xitfirst @TalkinBaseball_ 2009.

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Give me Rodgers or Give me Death

[Collin Wolthuizen @CDub_32]

@zachro_55 @Jaboowins