Jessica Dennison

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

What’s fun about @KalahariResorts is you can go pay a bunch of money to take your kids to the water park and find out after the fact that your room doesn’t have hot water and they have no clue when it will be fixed… and they are like lol oopsie here go play in the arcade 🙃

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

If I have to see that damn JoJo seesaw dance one more time…

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

Parenting is HARD but at the end of the day I know my kids know they are loved, and in today’s world, I feel like that’s the biggest win.

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

Hell on Earth is Walmart on a Saturday and the self checkouts are closed

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

Game Of Thrones politics in the North:

Other houses: “We are sworn to House Stark! You have our full support whenever you need it!”

House Stark: “ok this is our plan going forward”

Other houses: “We hate it.We hate you. That’s the worst decision you could have made. We out.”

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

Been binging Game Of Thrones while I’ve been sick all week and learned 2 things. 1. I would have never survived in medieval times. 2. Jon Snow is my King In The North

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

“Not trying to yuck on anybody’s yum” has to be the cringiest saying I’ve ever heard in my life. Gtfo with that

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

@Funntastic It’s really more of a “do what you feel”

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

The speed limit signs say 35 on gratiot between Sheridan and S Michigan but everyone knows it’s actually 50

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

One thing I will always pay for instead of doing it myself; car wash

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

Fortnight was the only new TS song I was looking forward to because of post Malone, and you can barely even tell he’s on the track. 10/10 disappointed

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

@oldstylevegas Is it available on Spotify?

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

I had a dream last night that I got a DUI for drinking cough syrup before I drove…

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

I don’t care much for Klondike Bars but I could get pretty sketch for an oatmeal cream pie

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

@Rhynocuros A table saw 😂

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

Love when it’s 9:50PM and my Garmin is like “let’s get moving!” … ma’am, respectfully, knock it off.

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

@Rhynocuros Yes! And the king of the hill guys at the end 😂 too good

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

I still can’t get over Ryan Gosling and Mikey Day dressing up as Beavis and Butthead 😂

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

I felt like I was wasting so much time taking clothes to Plato’s closet today but I walked out with $245. It was wild.

[Jessica Dennison @Jdenn425]

@AllyKayHoz Doing what?