I missed watching the bachelorette because Joel was watching soccer... is this what I have to look forward to when we eventually move in together?! I CANT DO THIS #BoyfriendProblems#NoSpoilers#SendHelp
with graduation season in full swing at Millikin I cringe at every picture I see of people posting pictures touching the big M on campus... the same M that drunk students piss on every weekend.. 😷
the best Mondays are Mondays that 1. you don't have to work and you can sleep in and 2. Mondays that are gloomy and stormy and you don't have to feel guilty about sleeping in. the perks of being a nurse 💁
Nurse: do you have any chest pain and shortness of breath
Patient: Starts telling you their entire life story about how they were short of breath one time like 10 days ago
*5 min later after story has concluded*
Nurse: So are you having any right now??
Patient: Oh no I'm not