Johnny Dickwagon

2.6 index. Get you some.

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@Sean123111 @jimsoxfan @TolleEnthusiast Delusional for what exactly?

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@jimsoxfan @TolleEnthusiast He was great last year and only saw 109 ABs this year before getting injured (and who’s to say how long he was playing injured before he was put on the IL). If he were to retire tomorrow (which would literally never happen), we’d all say he likely would’ve had a great career.

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@tylermilliken_ I believe they still have the capital to get a deal done for Goodman/Langaliers. My guess is that Neto and Pena don’t move and Breslow was trying to get ahead of the curve.

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@hamasexuals walk in yo trap take over yo trap

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@tylermilliken_ Craig “4 buttons popped” Breslow they’re calling him nowadays

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@jayhaykid Weirdly solid company

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@RoryTrackr

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@rebelramsay

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@Jared_Carrabis All caps hit like crack.

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@EdHand89 Has Jared said anything about this at all?

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@waddlehouse17 @_Saxby_ @Punchoutpitch @Marino_Pepen You saw him make 2 bad throws this season and concluded he has a bad arm

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@_Saxby_ @waddlehouse17 @Punchoutpitch @Marino_Pepen “Noodle arm” At the very least do your research before spewing bullshit that you saw Ricky Cumstein tweet out months ago

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@stevie_p89 @Jared_Carrabis Nope. A former Red Sox player did though.

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@landonpottz42 @LRM0084 @j_rhodes6 Try 90mph 2800+ spin, 20in of IVB, with elite extension. All of the sudden that 90mph is perceived at 95+.

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@Jared_Carrabis @WillFlemming @middlebrooks At what point do the gold bottles tweets become all caps again?

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@kjkramer70 @tylermilliken_ @timbhealey Yeah sure let’s just have them come back right this second and underperform bc of their injuries, if not make the injuries worse. Really good idea KJ

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@hamasexuals This is blasphemy.

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Some factors to consider here:
1. With no crowd, only playing the one hole: Augusta
2. Full crowd, only playing the one hole: Scottsdale
3. No crowd, playing full course: Augusta
4. Full Crowd, Full course: Augusta

[Tour Swings Tommy @TourSwingsTommy]

Would you rather play #16 at TPC Scottsdale and make a hole in one.

Or play #16 at Augusta National and bogey it.

There’s a correct answer…

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@Indepen01367272 @BonVueBandit Warming up at mcgolf before a round at George Wright is a ritual that can’t be skipped

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@BonVueBandit The 50 year old dads of West Roxbury and Hyde Park would go absolutely ballistic for this