John Dough

[John Dough @Jdough147]

@dchidyllo @TimothyNerozzi It isn't an electrical tumor.

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@egregious_poop @TimothyNerozzi Man, you truly are retardmaxxing. Such impressive dedication.

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@RoyMustang98976 @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison Wow, bad comebacks AND anime roleplay on twitter? Slow down, you're going to get all the ladies too wet.

What the fuck is even the logic here? There's no scenario where anybody in FMA was a homunculus and then became human, and they recover from all damage anyways.

Just dumb.

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@finsmara1 @MaraAltEra Parents letting their kids die? Yeah, it does look pretty evil, glad you pointed it out.

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@Doctor_Harambe @MaraAltEra Oh, a gorilla with a doctorate? Surely your medical opinions can be trusted.

Or maybe you could just go back to flinging your own shit at your walls.

ORRRRR, maybe even take inspiration and follow in the steps of your namesake. Specifically his ending, please and thank you.

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@0xjtseeds @Lanessen_ @MaraAltEra @jmnaturopath Man, you really prolonged your own embarrassment here.

Love to see it.

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@LugiaDraco @lirio_arts @ruinroux And if it were "objectively" funny like the prompt states then we'd be laughing too.

Instead you're the one being an insufferable cunt yourself by defending someone not following the most basic of fucking rules.

Start rubbing what few braincells you have left together.

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@UrosMedicfan @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison Naw, they love clowns at parties, which is about the only reason they'd ever let you around one. 🤡

And just because you're too dumb to know the difference between subjective and objective doesn't mean you should be projecting your idiocy on others.

It's impolite, asshole. 😁

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@JC9004660494121 @pridesprison Wouldn't want to have to steal any off of your plate.

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@Paperhat_boi @pridesprison This isn't the context for that, are you fucking dense?

The whole point is traumatic but funny stories, and this is literally all trauma. It flies in the face of the whole thread's premise.

Stop defending their incorrect course of action because they told a sympathetic story.

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@Notanashmain_ @OfficialSalvare @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison What, wasted your time trying to find fault with what I said because you can't refute it? Your problem, not mine.

Feel free to laugh at other stories of parents beating their children with no comedic elements whatsoever, because that's genuinely your argument here.

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@RoyMustang98976 @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison One would assume somebody has brain damage when they can't properly quote a line right in front of their eyes, so yes.

Good contribution.

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@OfficialSalvare @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison No, because you OBJECTIVELY misquoted what I said. Now there's a correct use of that term.

And you're still the dipshit arguing a plain and simple abuse story is funny. Pretty cunty behavior, but that's the norm with you it seems.

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@antilachrymose @nick_matau @UnathiAfrika @abierkhatib Every Israeli is Jewish, it's kind of their thing. Claiming antisemitism at virtually every criticism is also their thing.

Genocide is another thing.

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@OfficialSalvare @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison "Parties clear out once you show up"

If you're going to quote somebody at least get it fucking right. Hell, copy and paste would've done better.

And a person telling a story about getting beat and then saying it's funny with no comedic elements is miserable. Get bent, dipshit.

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@antilachrymose @nick_matau @UnathiAfrika @abierkhatib Are you mentally challenged? Where the fuck else could we possibly be talking about?

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@IdkMan79544320 @Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison If I went to a comedy club and they only told this story for their bit, I'd ask for my money back.

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@antilachrymose @nick_matau @UnathiAfrika @abierkhatib It's the same mentality that's resulted in ACAB with police corruption. Enough of them are bad to the point that the rest of them not dealing with it goes beyond ignorance into negligence.

Same idea applies here, just with Israeli racism and genocide towards their usual victims.

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@Furry_Jorkle @pridesprison You keep telling yourself that. Whatever it takes to make you feel better about your own humor never landing.

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@Nergy_Anonymous @pridesprison This is just the story of a kid getting their ass whooped. No funny, just a beating.