jdozz

Buffalo chicken & social justice

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Me at QU: I wanna go home
Me anywhere else: I love QU. I bleed blue and gold, Ray and Mike are my uncles, and I am 1/3rd Toad. I spoon the Sleeping Giant at night and Java John and I are dating. I eat hockey pucks for breakfast. https://t.co/9RTUBguZDJ

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

maybe let's try more lesbians on the field after
intermission why not

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

get in the car it’s august

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

@stayclassyang 🌝👹〰

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

GOODBYE

[Ang @stayclassyang]

happy lesbian visibility day

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Spending this St. Patrick’s day thinking a lot about Hamden icon The Playwright

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

lgbts take note:

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

It’s American idol season! You know what that means! Time for me to start resenting 17 year olds for their talent and natural good looks!

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

@jeananigans This is my favorite podcast

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

@kelseylyn7 That’s actually my lower back tattoo

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Taylordle 28 1/6

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God complex activated

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Sometimes I think maybe I’m not mentally I’ll and then other times my girlfriend compares her tik tok fyp w mine and im ✨humbled✨

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

There’s something inherently adult about watching the game on the couch with a beer. Not sure if it’s the implication that it requires basic cable or if it’s because I’m turning into my dad

[Not Becky @notbeckyy]

Can't get Ritalin without executive function and can't get executive function without Ritalin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

@notbeckyy Tattoo this on my lower back.

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

@TheRealAlecFarq A blessing and a mf curse for SURE

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Just found out by trying to venmo my dad for losing super bowl squares that he spells his name
Stephen not Steven. Tough day

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Reportedly the NFL nixed Dre saying “still don’t love the police” and Eminem kneeling but both things happened

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Happy for von Miller and von Miller only

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

Okay but one perk of ADHD is that a month ago I pointed at something and told kendall I wanted it for v day and today, despite unwrapping it in the store package I was SO surprised to see it was exactly the thing because I completely forgot about the entire interaction

[jdozz @Jdozz09]

It’s honestly wild how much time my girlfriend and I spend talking about the status and consistency of our dogs poop