Cat on microwave

Only here because I refuse to cede this dumb website to nazis

[Cat on microwave @Jdvanceisugly]

@TheConnorRentz This tweet just came up on my timeline and then I saw who posted it 🫨🫨🫨

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

they’re clip farming mike leigh’s hard truths on instagram

[joe @spinningjoe]

[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?

[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life

[joe rogan] wow

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Arkansas City Daily Traveler, Kansas, August 26, 1905

[elena 𖦹·˚✶⋆. @toluvvsuki]

the bob dylan impression😭😭😭😭

[my gay life updates @orangeskiesfly]

he was messy as hell for this lmao

[percy @parismotif]

I NEED THESE SO FUCKING BAD.

[Cat on microwave @Jdvanceisugly]

@poyotimebaybee It’s taken out of context. If you watch the whole clip, it makes more sense.

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

the thing about reading substack is… I really do understand why editors were invented

[Daniel Cowper @DanielCowper]

Evelyn Waugh, writing fluff for Vogue nearly a hundred years ago: a display of prose virtuosity one can hardly imagine these days.

[Cat on microwave @Jdvanceisugly]

@MrTimus @Sthormyy @benepla_ Scientists did test it, and the dogs are using the buttons with purpose: https://t.co/fnHlO2dxeT

[Megan | @megievalist @megievalist]

"We were all cooked."

- A Farewell to Arms (2026)

[Michael Tracey @mtracey]

First legitimately good AI thing in awhile

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

In the US the total routine injections by age 2, is 13.

They are:

Hep B, Valexis (DTaP, IPV, Hib), PCV, Valexis dose 2, PCV dose 2, Vaxelis dose 3, PCV dose 3, PCV booster, MMR(V), Hib booster, Hepatitis A #1, DTaP booster, Hepatitis A #2

In Denmark, by age 2 it is 11 doses because they combine their hepatitis boosters with the MMRV doses.

Even with voluntary inoculations, no child in the US has 72 injections.

The average American who is not diabetic, will take 53~ years to reach 72 injections, assuming they get an annual flu shot.

There also is no blanket “European Standard” of inoculation, it varies by country with Denmark being the lowest because they have approved combination doses.

A child in Denmark still gets all the same vaccines that a US child did before Trump’s proposed changes.

They just think you’re too stupid to look.

[Flea @flea333]

Blackbird into Piggies was a strong move

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

I have never, ever retweeted anyone typing or saying the R word... ever...I HATE THAT WORD

but... BRUH.... im in TEARS...

check out Baltimore's mayor trying to compose himself at 0:06 seconds in

[GORM THE OLD @GORMTHEOLD25]

Mama mia...

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

crazy how good the tv adaptation of my brilliant friend is…perhaps the best tv adaptation of a series i can think of??