Billy Ray Valentine

I'm just a dude with a data plan on his smart phone and a lot of free time at work

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

When she breaks up with her man but she has to hop on the Gram to show the world she's unbother...

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Chris Rock trying to get an Oscar

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Chris Rock's new film ‘MISTY GREEN’.

• Starring Rosalind Eleazar, Adam Driver, Daniel Kaluuya, Anna Kendrick & Topher Grace

• Follows an actress who looks to rebuild her career after reconnecting with a person from her past

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Wouldn't it be amazing if tomorrow is Donald's last birthday? I mean he's lived a full life. He's done all the things. He'll leave behind an epic legacy of scamming and racism and tyranny. He has firmly engraved himself into history. He's done enough. It's time to go.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Remember back in the day and you'd pull up to the gas station and some dude would be out there with the credit offering fill-ups 50 cent on the dollar? Where you at bro? We miss you. We need you. The streets need you.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

If you posted that "I'm not with her" bullshit when Kamala Harris entered the race... you shouldn't be celebrating Cinco de Mayo
If you voted for Trump or consigned on any of his propaganda... you shouldn't be celebrating Cinco de Mayo

Sit your goofy ass at home and drink water

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

What's your favorite Maroon 5 album?

And why is it Songs About Jane?

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

I don't know who needs to hear this but...
If you're a woman and you're tall and men always ask if you play basketball but never ask if you model... You're unfine.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Just in time for Maryland to ban glock

[GLOCK, Inc. @GLOCKInc]

Coming May 2026 from GLOCK to a dealer near you:

- G43X and G48 15-Round SLIMLINE Magazine
- G44 15-Round Magazine

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

What did you spend them DOGE checks on?
Did America 1st start yet?
Is this the presidency of peace?
Did we ever get affordable health care?
Where’s all the Venezuela oil at?
Have you selected the fuel additives you are adding to your tank because gas is now 15% ethanol?

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

The worst thing about the end of the world is it's never the end. It's just something new that changes everything and we can never go back to the way it was again.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

We live in a time where people will walk into a home, see a dog and ask if it bites but will also fly half way around the world and take pictures bottle feeding a tiger.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day… don’t drink and drive because the person texting while driving might hit you and then it’s automatically your fault. Stay sober or Uber.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

A time was had

[AF Post @AFpost]

Former President Bill Clinton was seen flipping through old Epstein photos, smiling and nodding at his deposition, until his attorney stepped in and pulled them away.

Follow: @AFpost

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Does your girlfriend have any cute nicknames for the women you're cheating on her with?

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

You know my love goes with you as your love stays with me
It's just the way it changes, like the shoreline and the sea
But let's not talk of love or chains and things we can't untie
Your eyes are soft with sorrow
Hey, that's no way to say goodbye

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Who exactly do ya’ll think Clifford Harris and Tameka Cottle are?
It’s cool and all to be entertained by the foolishness but all parties involved are villains

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

Remember that time VH1 canceled TI and Tiny’s reality show?
Remember that time Disney/Marvel packed up TI’s contract?
Because they were on some Diddy shit
Remember that time TI caught like his 3rd gun charge and only did like 6 months.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

@LuvCrysSmith This is from the TV show How I Met Your Mother. It's funny. I much rather share a meal with a stranger than being naked in a room with a woman I don't know.

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

"Call me old fashioned, but I need to have sex with a girl at least 3 times before I'll even consider having dinner with her." - Barney Stinson

[Billy Ray Valentine @JeanDeGrate]

I wonder if this is how she ended up on Trump’s dick?

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Angels of favor are already positioned at your next destination. You don’t need to know where you’re going or how you’ll get there to know that no matter where you arrive, The Lord already has you covered.