Jean Johnson

Writes a lot of great stories, from kick-butt military science fiction to smutty paranormal romances. Cares about others, not just herself. (She/They)

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

If my stories have ever given you a moment of pleasure, an escape from reality, a good laugh, or a late night's read because you couldn't put it down...each time this happens, consider tipping the author with a Ko-Fi!

https://t.co/ecxdFyruHS

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

This site is refusing to allow me to opt out of any of my messages being used for AI training.

I'll be over on tumblr, same JeanJAuthor over there. Or if you know where to look, on Facebook, though I rarely check my messages.

So long, folks. It's been hell!

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

If you want masks in healthcare, wish your HCWs would mask and/or have delayed or avoided care due to COVID risk - drop me a comment or a wave?

I’m working on an article that will be a plea to all the unmasked healthcare workers - and I want to show there’s a need here!

[Billie Nelson @Mamabenergy2]

He bussed people in.
He did NOT bus people out.
At Calhoun Ranch.
In between Indio & Coachella.
In the desert, stranded at night, with no way out.
He squeezed out what he wanted, got his sound bite.
He got his photos.
He got his propaganda.
He left.
He left MAGA in the desert to fend for themselves.
What makes you think he will take care of the country if this is how he acts towards those who worship him?

#TrumpRallyCoachella #MAGA #Bus #Stranded #Vote #Desert #CA

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

@GailSimone Same.

Could hella watch Labyrinth several times more, tho.

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

@UnstableGamesHQ Any chance of ever seeing the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus in this game? XDDD

(I have seen the trail signs & heard the noises of Bigfoot here in western WA, but I kinda wish the PNW tree octopus was also a possibly real cryptid.)

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

https://t.co/vhnUG2K6SQ

[Eize Basa @PonchoRebound]

I want a “reverse Costco” where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients.

Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I’ll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

@GailSimone Whoever would actually have a shot at winning the British Bake-Off show. (They can't ALL be doom-and-gloom storylines!!)

[Monty Boa @MontyBoa99]

Nancy Sinatra granted the Harris-Walz Campaign the rights to use this song for free.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

Girls should not just be involved for lip service or performative photo ops. They demand – and deserve – so much more from world leaders.

Girls know best how to shape their future.

Learn about #WhatGirlsWant at https://t.co/9PCXsO4Fkj

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

Today, girl activists and I stood outside the UN building calling on leaders to listen to girls and prioritize their demands at the Summit of the Future.

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

Even if you go by "which pet is more popular" at MOST dogs are in 45% of US households, while cats are in 30% of households. That's a ratio of 3 to 2, and that's only the ones I won. The ones I didn't win have been 3-4 more dogs, and zero (0) cats.

We need more cat tokens!

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

@MonopolyGO Could we PLEASE have more CAT-shaped tokens? Out of 17 tokens that I have collected so far, five (5) of them are dog tokens, while only one (1) of them is a cat token, and that is a very stiff-looking unpainted cat token with a severe crick in its neck!

[RBmediaTopAuthors @RBmediaAuthors]

For a limited time, save 75% on the "Unbound" audiobook by @AngelaKnight, @JeanJAuthor, @Hanna_Martine, and @Jennallyson. Offer ends 10/07. https://t.co/psm43JptyF

[Steven Lemongello @SteveLemongello]

Orlando Sentinel front page today

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

Just a reminder that ranked choice voting can work!

How Portland’s one-of-a-kind City Council elections will work, explained... https://t.co/FsElWitYAA via @YouTube

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

@GailSimone Squirrorm!!

[Jean Johnson @JeanJAuthor]

Every time that dehydrated marmalade disaster flaps his lips, I can still see Putin's Perfect Manicure gleaming behind those brittle, feculent teeth.