JeanPaulSatyre

Liberal, opinionated, out-spoken, NJ (Exit 9) transplant to MA, after 182 dog-year stay in NH. #notMYpres

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"Wait -- election simulation?? I thought you said ERECTION STIMULATION. My bad." #MeToobin

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@Liberalyogi @thedjdaf @ByMikeBaker @realDonaldTrump His actions have already killed tens of thousands. A vote for tRump is a vote to cause more Americans to die.

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@kasie @Ldyforce6 @SpeakerPelosi @Morning_Joe No, we need a Republicanectomy.

The Republicans are bereft of both principles and an actual platform, have devolved into a cult, and are a cancer on the American body politic.

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@ProjectLincoln @42Lives With respect, not true: he WON'T say he condemns white supremacists or that Russia interfered with the 2016 election and is interfering with this one, to name just a few.

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What a shitshow. The candidates should be fitted with shock collars that zap them whenever they talk during their opponent's time. Either that or their mic should be cut. But I like the shock collar idea better. #PresidentialDebate2020

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I didn't go to a parochial school growing up, but had quite a few friends who did. Based on their experiences I suggest the next debate moderator be a middle-aged Catholic nun. #Debate2020 #PresidentialDebate2020

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I didn't go to a parochial school growing up, but had quite a few friends who did. Based on their experiences I suggest the next debate moderator be a middle-aged Catholic nun. #Debate2020

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What a shitshow. The candidates should be fitted with shock collars that zap them whenever they talk during their opponent's time. Either that or their mic should be cut. But I like the shock collar idea better.

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@LindseyGrahamSC Missy, you misspelled "courageous."

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@suzy_herrin Didn't work for their ideological forebears in Nuremberg, either. #fascistcops

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@RadioFreeTom Yes, he's perfectly egg-shaped. #CowardinChief

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@kathy_markovich They resigned from the tactical unit, not from the BPD. Worse, they resigned to show support for the two thugs with badges who were (only) suspended.

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@MysterySolvent @babell54 The Coward in Chief is bigly afraid of every one of the Bill of Rights (except the 2nd Amendment and part of the 5th).

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@ToniPait Sincere and deep sympathy to you for your loss(es). May you find solace in your memories.

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@funkutron Heart-felt condolences to you for your loss. I lost my dog to cancer on Sunday. The depth of loss is staggering, isn't it?

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@funder The DOJ needs to be dis-Barred. #disBarrDOJ

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@SenMikeLee Like a typical Republican, you are outraged by the absolute least problematic aspect of the situation.

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The DOJ needs to dis-Barred.

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@TeaPainUSA WADR, his favorite color is white. It always has been and it always will be.

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If fences are so effective in keeping unwanted people out, why does the Coward-in-Chief need THREE of them around The People's House?