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@USGSGovSim domestic and international news to help Americans better understand the happenings of the world! 🔆 • @TheJeanReport for polls

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Hey all, Jean here.
Tomorrow this account will likely be rebranded to “The Jean Report West”, we’ll be focused far more on news than elections here, might hire some new hands.
Thank you to YSW and I look forward to the future on here!!

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(TW: fake self-imposed death)

NEET-LER DEAD

On the lighter side of news, disgraced former HHS Secretary @YSWIDC has been found dead at his Cicero, IL residence. There is no appearance of foul play, as this note was found near the body.

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The Jean Report West is now online

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Poetic that my final BBC post celebrates 2 of my oldest sim pals.

To @PurpleHeartMan & @IkusabaCentrist: I know you’ll be stewards of a great era in USGS.

To everyone else: go easy on yourselves & each other, y’all, & don’t make too much trouble for Jean.

YSW signing off 🫡

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@USGSDems @ager_carpenter @USGSJohnGlenn @IkusabaCentrist @PurpleHeartMan @USGSGOP Only missed 5 states:
-AZ & IA were won by the Dems despite me calling them for Rumper
-CT, DE & PA went red after I called them for Ager

Not too bad for a guy who can’t see any chats or PVI

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@USGSDems @ager_carpenter @USGSJohnGlenn @IkusabaCentrist @PurpleHeartMan @USGSGOP Only missed 5 states:
-AZ & IA were won by the Dems despite me calling them for Rumper
-CT, DE & PA went red after I called them for Ager

Not too bad for a guy who can’t see any chats or PVI

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The clock strikes 7:00 ET; the actual poll form is now closed, and auditing should hopefully be finished this evening.

Barring any major vote shifts, the @USGSDems ticket will win OH, PA & PR, bringing their total up to 210 with the count still unconfirmed in 3 states.

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@ager_carpenter @PurpleHeartMan 5:30 PM CT MINI-UPDATE:

Trusted sources within the press corps report Johnson, Dems will win Connecticut & Delaware—also appear likely to flip Ohio and hold Pennsylvania & Puerto Rico.

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@USGSDems @ager_carpenter @USGSJohnGlenn @IkusabaCentrist @PurpleHeartMan Our final projected 2056 Electoral map:

Kerry’s win compares very favorably to LeftRight (319 in 2036), potentially sets up the @USGSGOP for a new era of success in the Northeast

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SENATOR JOHN KERRY WINS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

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Washington Post now projects that Senator John Kerry will be elected to become the 55th President of the United States.

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Neither were Mississippi or Maine-02

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@no_404_username I have no idea what you sound like irl but I read this in a posh British accent

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Key Race Alert
🔴FL: R+0.8 (97% reporting)
🔵PA: D+2.3 (94% reporting)
🔵AZ: D+1.7 (92% reporting)
🔴IA: R+0.1 (92% reporting)
🔵UT: D+1.1 (90% reporting)
🔴NV: R+0.6 (86% reporting)
🔵AK: D+4.7 (39% reporting)

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@USGSDems @ager_carpenter @USGSJohnGlenn @IkusabaCentrist @PurpleHeartMan Our final projected 2056 Electoral map:

Kerry’s win compares very favorably to LeftRight (319 in 2036), potentially sets up the @USGSGOP for a new era of success in the Northeast

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Me hearing reports that Florida is too close to call:

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6 PM ET means polls are now closed in all 53 States.

Our updated projection has Sen. @ager_carpenter winning Hawai’i and its 5 EVs, while President-Elect @PurpleHeartMan will capture the battleground state of Florida (27 EV).

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@BPryDickVein Lmfao I forgot about that! You’re telling me you’d deny them that field storming after what they’ve been through??

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@BPryDickVein Nah they’ve been ass for a decade let the kids have it

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All polls around the country are now closed

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@Spegrogy Oof my b I thought you earnestly wanted dietary advice lmao