Dara Campise

I am on the planet in which the situation is taken

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The saying "you only lived once" ruins lives. Sooo many bad decisions! Haha.

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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it - Casey Stengel

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Haha! Sushma Swaraj allowed Parliament to function so she could do the woman thing..remind men of every single thing they have ever done.

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My Twitter app is slackin. Cool bro!

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I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosehough not always what I pleased - Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996

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It's better to be known by six people for something you're proud of than to be known by sixty million for something you're not

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Haha i look at trends and i see BEYONCE IS PREGNANT hahahaha

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Easter #joke What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

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#FF #FollowFriday @Jeanniefxlrx @sdiego1717 @Irvan_Siregar @eve_tokimatsuri @desyduyy @DearestDelilah @Jeannettelrkbi #TeamFollowBack

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#joke Knock Knock Who's there! Anthea! Anthea who? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else!

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@CrochetedScarf War is the continuation of politics by other means - General Karl Von Clausewitz, Book: "On War"

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#Shoutout @Jacindabvzts @putiidr @tonnypaz @raizanaufal @DUCKEDndaCLOUDS @banbanjojo @Jacindaapuzl #ff #FollowFriday

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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency - Raymond Chandler

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Music #joke Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching

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#Blonde #joke - A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe

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@Urbanikncs You miss 100 of the shots you never take - Wayne Gretzky

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@Gilliamdv Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life - Marcus Aelius Aurelius

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The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures - Joseph Addison

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Barbie doll #joke There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie . . . complete with needle tracks

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#TeamFollowBack @Harriotkqyha @Gidgeti7 @_KKCashh @ahmitasari @shoodavid @Mentordy @Harrioticgge #ff #FollowFriday