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@dampedspring Grok-estimated metrics without tariffs & war:

SPX up 30%
10-year yields down 40bp
USD -4%
30-year mortgage -110bp
Consumer prices up 4%;
Real GDP up 4.5%
National debt up 7%
Projected fed deficit 5%
Trade deficit increase 0.9TN

[theateroftheabsurd @JeanneYuss]

@Davo0820 @nejatian @jgebbia A savvy CEO of a public company wouldn’t unnecessarily inject themselves into the political morass if their own business wasn’t booming. Kaz is signaling an upcoming double-beat and raise for $OPEN.

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@nejatian I confess that anytime you celebrate divisive/unpopular humans/ideas I become increasingly confident that $OPEN earnings will overwhelm 😊🙌

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@Ontologicallyc1 @jim_rutt @jgreenhall I’m confident in my position. 😉

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@Ontologicallyc1 @jim_rutt @jgreenhall I would bet he’s at best carefully noncommittal on those two physical acts (and all other physical miracles). 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jeffye888 Unnecessary supply shocks - tarriffs, war, etc - are the worst supply shocks

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@jeffye888 @jnavin @GMN_watch It’s difficult to imagine a better tech/product team taking on this endeavor at this moment in history. If it can be done successfully, they will do it.

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@nejatian “The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases." -Jung

“This is my way; what is yours? For the way does not exist." -Nietzsche

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@nejatian What will you say to them if/when they ask if Jesus really walked on water, rose from the dead, etc?

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@nejatian @Nbusiness1990 @NarcissistX10 @anderd_anderiz @VolaarRide @PatMan527 @StockWits @morganb This macro of tariffs and war is great for the United States per @rabois so I presume $OPEN is crushing it because if they’re not Kaz’s post is criticizing his own performance

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@nejatian Kaz, thanks in advance for pre-announcing great financial results prior to the next earnings call. 😉

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@jeffye888 @rabois @pulte I asked Gemini to calculate the current stock price of $OPEN in a parallel world without Trump’s tariffs or war. It estimated $12-$15. I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry.

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@resetbasis Given that AI will disrupt (or is already disrupting) much of the business world, how do you envision the archaic home-selling/buying process being disrupted by technology?

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@nejatian @Saeed_Satoshi @GMN_watch Faster ;)

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@jeffye888 What do you make of the DE Shaw 13G filing today?

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@Biotech2k1 Thank you.

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@Biotech2k1 Thoughts on $MGX these days?

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@Biotech2k1 Are you more comfortable these days with $TEM’s insider selling and SBC, and with their cash burn?