Jean Mathis

Move along. Nothing to see here. *smugly thinks to herself that a little reverse psychology's gonna do the trick*

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I scratch your back and you massage my feet.

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When someone you're really into had one too many to maintain good make out game.

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[visually impaired Secret Service agent yells into sleeve]

Head shot! Sniper at four o'clock!

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So Jesus went zombie after three days?

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Ask your doctor if flu vaccine is left for you.

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At what point in life does it become increasingly easy to get away with saying inappropriate things? It's been a downward slope so far.

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What the hell. A little porn syrup won't kill me.

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So what exactly is life short enough for?

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Uhm, yeah... Sure I wanna hold your baby.

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

twitter is basicaly a algorithm that produces humanity's best thoughts

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Well this looks exciting.

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Just another pointless tweet.

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Don't be upset now, but you should know I've faked every single sarcasm. It's not you, it's me.

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Deinfe "obsolete".

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Alien enthusiasts never tell you what's in the first 50 areas. Trust no one.

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*shrugs*

Sure, I'd sell it too.

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Just so you know, eye contact doesn't mean poking and they get all defensive about it.

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I got Uber on my phone now. Guess you could say I'm a bit of a prepper.

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When you're all pooped after a long knight shift.

[Jean Mathis @JeanysGotATweet]

Agreed!