Jeavonte' Moree

Im a standup comedian. IG : JeavonteMoree

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Would you pay $25 to enter a raffle to win $100?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to be extremely self-aware of what you’re doing, yet still keep repeating the same self-destructive patterns

[ogden_BoGGaN @EightsN9s]

New apple update is dog ass

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

It’s a potato duck. Potataduck

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This the most un420 420 iv ever seen

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[AMP @AMPexclusive]

WHOEVER SENT THIS TO FANUM IS DEAD WRONG 😭

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

I been laughing at this all weekend! 😂

[Talk Church @churchtalkative]

What a prayer 🙏🏼.

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Watching avengers doomsday and out of no where you see Ben 10 and Hancock coming through a portal

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Someone start a petition to get Hancock in Avengers Doomsday?

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Almost bust just from the aroma in the air

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She is FRYING meeeee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Holy Bible @Holy__Bible1]

1 Peter 5:7

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Let’s pray.

Heavenly Father,
I step into this new week with authority. I cancel every assignment that causes confusion, delay, fear, or distraction, I cancel it by fire. I declare divine interruptions of favor, open doors, and unexpected help.
I speak into this week:
•Time will work for me.
•People will favor me.
•My name will be mentioned for good.
•Every step I take will lead to destiny. Every prayer I’ve prayed, every tear I’ve cried, every seed I’ve sown this is the week it will be manifested, I decree:
What was locked is now open.
What was painful is turning prophetic.
What was hidden is being revealed.
This week will not drain me, it will deliver me.
No demon, delay, or doubt will hijack what God has ordained. I prophesy:
I will meet destiny helpers.
I will receive divine instructions.
I will hear God clearly.
I will walk boldly.
The same Spirit that raised Jesus from the grave LIVES IN ME.
And this week, I walk like it.
I talk like it.
I decide like it.
I WAR like it.
THIS WEEK OBEYS HEAVEN. I am UNSTOPPABLE. AMEN.

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Ultron

[MD437 @TheMD2930]

is there a superhero name that actually sounds like good name to give to a child?

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Watchu mean it’s 6:30 pm the Greek spot is closed? Make it make sense

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

When he said awadugusughway UWASUAYAUSA I felt that dawg

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

Is there a black person here?

[Jeavonte' Moree @JeavonteMoree]

Rocket league

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

Dear Lord,

Today, remind me I wasn’t built for the crowd—I was built to change it. My difference—my pain, my story, my scars, my trauma—is my weapon. Let what You placed in me interrupt every system trying to box me in. Let my steps be so bold they resuscitate dormant vision and wake up what’s been sleeping in others. Shake the earth by proving that my difference wasn’t a glitch—it was the strategy. In Jesus’ name. Amen🙏🏾

[Princess A @cessadelove1]

Let's pray:

Heavenly Father, I’m not quitting. But I need You to carry me for a while.
God, I don’t have the energy to shout today.
I’m not here to perform, I’m here to survive.
If I’m honest… I’m tired of being strong for everyone else
while quietly crumbling inside.
I’ve encouraged others,
Prayed for them,
Pushed through storms that nobody saw, But right now, I need You to show up for me.
Carry me, God.
Not because I’m faithless, But because I’ve been fighting silently.
Because I’ve been bleeding behind the scenes.
Because I’ve been faithful, but I’m fragile.
I haven’t given up.
I’m still holding on.
But I need Your arms under me.
I need Your presence to wrap around me like oxygen.
I need You to remind me that I’m not alone in this fight.
God, remind my soul that even this valley
has an exit.
That even this pressure has a purpose.
That even these tears are not wasted.
If I fall, fall with me.
If I pause, stay near me.
If I crawl, breathe strength into my bones.
I’m not quitting.
But please, don’t leave me to carry this alone.
Amen.