๐บ๐ธโ Hobbyist Gooner, Ass Man, Opinionated Breast Critic, Lawsin Breast Scale Developer
If you'd like to have your breasts rated, @ me in your post or reply.
I wrote a whitepaper for rating breast aesthetics.
11 criteria. Scoring anchors. APA citations. A quasi-continuous ordinal scale. This is some advanced levels of gooning never witnessed before.
It's called the Lawson Scoring Framework and it is extremely serious.