PunishedNotJebBush

benis bonis benkis bonkis ratty tatty too taa la rimba womba wimba

[Nude Gunray @Nude_Gunray]

I’m thinking about getting into producing fan art, so here’s a drawing of a Neimoidian lying in bed contemplating having a wank.

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Big fan? May Allah promote you to an air conditioner brother

[Yonan @yonann]

Kevin O’Leary says he begged Rolex for a mythical $1.8 million watch, then cried when the box opened

“It is the grail piece of all watches. It is the white gold, ruby and diamond Daytona. Grown men weep just looking at pictures of this mystical beast”

“I got on my knees and begged for it. The morning before the Oscars, the phone rings. They gave me an address and said, ‘Be there’”

“The entire Rolex staff had never seen it. For an hour, we looked at it. We didn’t touch it. I was weeping. Walking around with $35 million”

[HatfulBob @lazlogaming]

@GOGcom if I submit on the job again will it be accepted this time

[PunishedNotJebBush @JebPunished]

Insane that The Bucket List (2007) made two times its production budget, was so huge at its time, and had zero cultural impact. No quotes-turned-shorthand, no staying power

[HatfulBob @lazlogaming]

ON THE JOB ON SALE NOW NO NEED TO RUNE DELTAS OR WHATEVER JUST ON JOBS

[vivian @vivian39_]

thinking about how Brigham Young invented an alphabet with a letter called "Gay" that looks like an amongus. truly a man ahead of his time. a prophet if you will.

[mr. joshua @pants]

The New PJs (1/4)

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[PunishedNotJebBush @JebPunished]

Surely not everyone can have a 4.5 ⭐️ score on Trustpilot

[PunishedNotJebBush @JebPunished]

Jerk your wretched and forsaken penis

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

having a qui gon jinn summer (gambling on sports, wearing robes, adopting orphans into my ancient religion)

[eve @csiirac]

ancient pitbull: its mr pangea

[Alixxa 🌆✨ @Alixxa01]

I'm sorry but I cannot take this language seriously 😭

[rune sword @runesword1]

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

Vladimir Lemon

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

AHHHH!!!

Green guy with glasses is about to get hit by a CAR!!!!

Retweet, like and share to save him!