Jecca Jacobs

bangmaid opinions and musings my other acct @jeccajacobs

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my back is so bad rn , I have been incapacitated and betrayed by my own body. will report back when God decides to stop punishing me.

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@AulfoxP83371 ugh it all went there instead

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getting my first dose of lip filler i have never been more excited

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my son gets j crew i get shein

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just changed out my own headlights, i fear this is it guys, Ill never need a man again

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leasing agent thinks i’m a cunt for knowing she was lying and calling it out. sorry i know how HVAC companies work, peggy if you see this-WHY YOU A FUCKN LIAR

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internet bop

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@AulfoxP83371 that sounds like Vietnam in a war zone

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dick itself has its own flavor ontop of its own scent. if you lick someone’s neck then their dick there’s a huge difference . i’m not kidding all your dicks taste like dick. i’m not talking cum or precum. i’m talking the skin on ur dick is dick flavored. it’s also dick scented

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@AulfoxP83371 what kind of penis have you encountered brother

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this tweet getting more likes than any of my bikini posts 🙄

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Jehovah witnesses and bears have a lot in common in terms of escaping them. in either instance of encountering one you either a) run or b) curl up in a ball and pretend you’re not there

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i walked in store one time and i was like am i crazy or does it smell like dick in here?? i’m not saying bad i’m saying it’s there. just like pussy.

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when i used to spend 3hrs in the gym a day people would ask me how i do it and tbh self hatred and a fuck ton of sexual frustration (i hated my boyfriend at the time)

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the more i rewatch GOT the more I feel robbed

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it’s funny how if you go to a dr they’ll berate you for looking at google but i went to the doctor with some very easily treatable and he asked me “so what do you want then?” the fuck you mean brother you’re the DOCTOR what do we do?

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couple hours.” we were shocked. this is how they are, when they are this way

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she wasn’t some scared rave girl in a porta-potty. Still born excuse doesn’t pass the vibe check, neither does substances. i’ve done very drug you can think of and can say with complete clarity drugs doesn’t make you suddenly stop understanding right and wrong.

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we invited a rave girl to a bbq and i (per usual) use my son as a ‘leave early’ card and she spent 20mins trying to talk me into leaving my 6mo old in a car while we stayed on the beach “as long as the air is on it’s fine i do it all the time at raves I just come check in every