short king

Jed. Was once replied to by @jimmyjohns. Billius.

[short king @JedMurri]

@HerveyGlen I’ve pinned this tweet so that you can see the starter pack via @HerveyGlen

All hail @HerveyGlen

[Tanner Dupaix @TannerDupaix1]

You know soccer is an unserious sport because accidentally stepping on someone’s foot takes a goal off

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for college football

[short king @JedMurri]

The irony in what he’s saying as a known sec shill is so thick you could cut it with a knife

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Paul Finebaum: "I am getting so exasperated listening to [Dabo Swinney] tell us how great he used to be. They're not great anymore... Dabo is just stuck on stupid right now trying to convince us that [Clemson] is still legitimate. It's not..."

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Hater watch sports @Haterwatch21]

🚨 BREAKING: Notre Dame Head Coach Marcus Freeman has reportedly urged either England or France to withdraw from the World Cup Third Place Match.

“This is something we do at Notre Dame. If the game doesn’t go our way, we simply opt out. I’d rather be called chicken than get embarrassed in a game that doesn’t mean as much.”

[The Lincoln Project Advocacy @LPAdvocacy]

Pete Hegseth, by the way:

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Lindsey Graham. You would’ve loved all this talk about salads getting tossed.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Pronouns in tweet

[` @ymmayerr]

May you live to see all the AI data centers wiped from the Earth.

[Maverick @greencoffin72]

I want to start a petition to remove all healthcare and benefits, including pay reductions for all members of Congress.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Mean Bean @BoolaDude]

Good news, folks! Charlie’s just fine.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

[Steve @SteveCampy]

I would liquidate my entire net worth to get a front row view of a Euro “dominating” this with “conditioning”

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

Lindsey Graham died trying to french kiss Mitch McConnell back to life

[weisselberger @weisselbergers]

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell were reunited tonight after an upbeat 20-minute phone call.

[Exposing SEC Bias @overrated_sec]

AP Voters should have to actually watch games before casting votes.