Tall Simon

Local thought leader and very tall man.

[Hot Water Comedy @HWCCLiverpool]

TONIGHT sees the return of our 'New Act Night' with resident MC @paulisthejoker - Only £3 entry - https://t.co/oWIV8VdfDd

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

@Zafarcakes fuck off mate

[James Talarico's Musky Heterosexual Urges @AceofSpadesHQ]

The five stages of grief:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Bizarre Fantasias About Slavic Pissplay and Sprinkle Parties
5. Acceptance

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

me flirting

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

@FernBrady is "Dogeee" pronounced "Doggy" or "Doge" as in the ruler and head counsel of the Venetian republic?

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

Lol at the Yanks on here thinking #pissgate is bad our last Prime Minister actually fucked a dead pig #piggate #goldenshowers

[Malik Obama @ObamaMalik]

I am not gay people.

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

@OwenJones84 @guardian Owen Jones just went full retard, never go full retard!

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

@vaov Chewbacca was Latina though...

[J Burton @JBurtonXP]

Once a media outlet is fully protected from contact with normal human beings and their perspectives, then the real journalism can begin!

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

Just think, one of the members of coldplay who isn't Chris Martin could be sitting on your bus right now and you would have no idea!

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

@Zafarcakes it looks like a tarintino film TBH

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

@Zafarcakes there is a great shot from the reverse where you can see everyone else on the floor and him stood up with the camera

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

Hey, @MTVNews: I came up with a reality check for your counterproductive pathetically pedantic 'New Years Resolutions For White People' vid.

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

Breaking News: Isis so moved by Karen from NY's Tweet "❤️Love more Hate Less☮️" they decide to call off all future attacks, Nice one Karen!

[Tall Simon @JedOakley]

Back on twitter, been a while what's new?

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

need coffee