Jed Parkinson

11, ginger, well cute, football mad brother of @MalloryParky

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Trumping in front of your partner is a sign of trust

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Dab me up Mum. Where’s the gang fusion?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Will L went to Greece and came back with a crispy chest.

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Would you rather England won the World Cup or Leeds won the League?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Would you rather speak all the languages in the world or be able to talk to all the animals in the world?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Since when have grapes had seeds in?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Can I ask at reception for a blanket cos we’re deluxe?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

You’ve just been double megged by a year 6 ginger!

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Who wants a camel’s nutsack? 🐪 🥜

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

When you’re the oldest person in the world, everyone else who was alive on the day you were born - is dead!

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

My pronouns are gin/ger

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

You know that white froth you get in the sea? That’s whale semen.

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Don’t you just love it when your hands smell of pizza ���?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

<Jesus wept> Did he though?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

I swear all Geordies sound the same

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

I haven’t got worms, I’ve just got an itchy butt

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

How good do you think the Queen’s WIFI is?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

If 2 vegans have an argument, is it still called the beef?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

Who’s Baba Ganoush again?

[Jed Parkinson @JedParky]

One person’s trash is another one’s treasure