Jed The Dork York

Parody account of the parody that is the #49ers CEO

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

The NFL rules committee won't look at the catch rule, which is good, because we don't know how to do those.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@EichiroGoda No, he's not a bust...but if he busts, the Browns picking him will be why.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@born4building1 @realjedyork @Thizzle75 @JedYork But, but...I, Merry Christmas?

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

Hey, I heard there was a good buffet that night. https://t.co/NAbD6CejH1

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

Not familiar with him either being a Yank, but amazing to see how dominant he was. Sad it was health that took him. https://t.co/OEeGjHVNee

[Eric Freeman @freemaneric]

I know very little about Jonah Lomu. This video does not require much knowledge of Jonah Lomu. https://t.co/0tGerZYaHj

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

Aldon Smith gets a 1-year suspension...haha #49er fans...I was right to let him go. Suck it. We're winning with class! #OneGameStreak

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@giantsniners85 That's crazy talk...we only pick up injured guys.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

There's so much talent on the IR...Baalke is salivating. #49ers

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

Should I trade for Brandon Weeden? And what should I trade for him? #49ers

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

We should make Steph Curry the new #49ers kicker...his Field Goal Percentage is ridiculous and he makes a lot of 3's.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

Thank God the #49ers and #Seahawks missed the #ColorRush craze for #TNF The green Seahawks jerseys would be blinding and we're already red.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@NBowman53 @49ers Number 2, though you are number one to us..

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

I gave Baalke a Win? How? email because I don't know what an edict is. #49ers https://t.co/F91avro7SW

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

Just so #49ers fans stop accusing me...the source that keeps leaking locker room information is @Chris_Broussard I gave him a Cuban cigar.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@BryanGroves2 He was the leak..that's what I want you all to believe.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@Rai_Neil and Kardashian...maybe I can take over their show and ruin that too.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@Rai_Neil ikr? bae, fleek, er'day, selfie...they all need to go.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@SinCity9rEmpire @505suthrnguido Trent talked without my permission...oh yeah...I shouldn't be tweeting. He'll see this.

[Jed The Dork York @JedYorkMindTrix]

@BryanGroves2 yes...now buy more jerseys...I need more money...;)

[JG @JGinSeoul]

.@CoachJim4UM @FieldGulls