Jeden

I’m God’s favourite angel

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

*FAILED* London mayor Sadiq Khan is getting a knighthood in the New Year honours.

For what exactly? His entire record is truly appalling and he is destroying London.

This disgrace of a man should NOT be getting a knighthood. He should be getting the sack!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What is going on in the UK?

[Fox @foxblade98]

It will never fail to amaze me how much more your average apolitical NPC on here & Instagram cared about serial criminal scumbag George Floyd dying 4000 miles away than they care about, for example, 11 infants getting stabbed in their own country. Mesmerising.

[Anglo-Saxon @AngloSaxon85]

3 billion for Ukraine, 11.6 billion foreign climate aid whatever that is, billions for hotels for criminals but not enough for pensioners and there will be tax hikes.

Again, if you voted Labour…well done dickheads 👏🏼

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

There will be a demonstration outside Downing Street at 7pm tomorrow evening.

Please be peaceful and law abiding and bring your mum, your kids and all your friends.

Enough is enough.

[Connor Tomlinson @Con_Tomlinson]

People asking, "Why are the protestors in Southport targeting a Mosque"?

During the vigil for the three murdered girls, police arrested a man of Arab appearance, reportedly with a knife, in Southport town centre, on his way to attack the vigil

Was this an Islamic terrorist?

Was this an evil opportunist, looking to kill those distracted, in mourning?

Or was this second stabber coordinating with the murderer on Monday?

The British public deserve answers

In any case: these violent criminals did not need to be here

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of abroad. Do NOT come to London until
we can get rid of our clown mayor.

[Jeden @JedenWest]

Bloke.

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.

[Jeden @JedenWest]

Poetry.

[Sir Rod Stewart @rodstewart]

Fuck sake 😂

[周冠宇 | Zhou Guanyu 🇨🇳 @ZhouGuanyu24]

I’m ok, all clear. Halo saved me today. Thanks everyone for your kind messages!

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Art you don’t enjoy isn’t immoral. Your tastes aren’t a moral guidebook for strangers. Your opinions aren’t that important. The things your opinions are about aren’t that important. We’re adrift in space. One day you will develop perspective and the night sky will terrify you.

[Jeden @JedenWest]

My friend Jeden West is fundraising for CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably). Check out their @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. Thank you! #JustGiving https://t.co/9BkwHIQ4YG

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

If you support this, you’re actively participating in the wilful destruction of women’s sport & women’s rights to fairness & equality. It’s shameful.

[Jeden @JedenWest]

Doesn’t get much better than this ❤️

[TGR Haas F1 Team @HaasF1Team]

Mick goes P2 on his latest run! 👊

A 1:32.241 lap on C4s puts him half a second off Verstappen's best lap!

#HaasF1 #F1Testing

[Jeden @JedenWest]

👏🏼

[Formula 1 @F1]

BREAKING: Haas terminate Mazepin's contract

#F1

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

European Parliament just approved Ukraine as a candidate to join the European Union. Putin started off trying to break up the European Union, and now he’s unwittingly making it bigger.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Nikita Mazepin. You fucking retard. Go and race in Russia on your own. You’d still lose.

[Ben Kay @BenKay5]

England v Wales Saturday - a good reminder to check your balls, preferably your own! @myoddballs

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

I thought it was a work event.