Michael Rayne

Bearded weirdo out of Scotland. Oldest of four. Driven insane by life.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

Tequila makes the world go around...I mean the room, it makes the room go around. :-/

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

To-do list: Practice pterodactyl screech for Monday morning meeting.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

Some of you make me wonder when the psych ward got Internet access.

[Sophie Hamilton @SleeplessSophie]

Keith Richards is exactly what I imagine Rosie O'Donnell's vagina to look like.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

If a woman is crying and you don't understand why - congratulations! you're a man now!!

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

Hiya twitter weirdos. (I say that with complete love of weirdos)

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

I've been sober 136 days... Not in a row, but still....

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@DragonBrain1 OOH OOH! I'll be your boyfriend! I figure when you finally snap and go on a killing spree its best to be by your side :D

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@tincan_hitman Totally! Let me saw your leg off! :D

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

We're all weirdos inside. Some people just aren't willing to accept it.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

Shut up about 4/20 already. We get it. You're stoners.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@Zombie_Roadie No. Stop pissing on busses Shannon!

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@Dani_Edge Futurana is awesome!

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@KingCole2012 You're just a lightweight :p

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

I wanted to tweet something witty and deep but my brain shut down about an hour ago.......so I won't. #ThisTweetSucks

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@CthulhuTheDead You watched all of that shit? I would be suicidal after that.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

@DragonBrain1 You said that like you're not human.

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

BBQ over! GTFO!!!

[Michael Rayne @JediRayne]

My ex is spreading false rumors about me being schizophrenic. Well, four can play at that game!