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Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
Bearded weirdo out of Scotland. Oldest of four. Driven insane by life.
Scotland
Joined December 2011
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Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 13 years ago
Tequila makes the world go around...I mean the room, it makes the room go around. :-/
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 13 years ago
To-do list: Practice pterodactyl screech for Monday morning meeting.
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 13 years ago
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 13 years ago
Some of you make me wonder when the psych ward got Internet access.
JediRayne
retweeted
Sophie Hamilton
@SleeplessSophie
over 13 years ago
Keith Richards is exactly what I imagine Rosie O'Donnell's vagina to look like.
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 13 years ago
If a woman is crying and you don't understand why - congratulations! you're a man now!!
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 13 years ago
Hiya twitter weirdos. (I say that with complete love of weirdos)
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
almost 14 years ago
I've been sober 136 days... Not in a row, but still....
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
@DragonBrain1
OOH OOH! I'll be your boyfriend! I figure when you finally snap and go on a killing spree its best to be by your side :D
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
@tincan_hitman
Totally! Let me saw your leg off! :D
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
We're all weirdos inside. Some people just aren't willing to accept it.
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
Shut up about 4/20 already. We get it. You're stoners.
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
@Zombie_Roadie
No. Stop pissing on busses Shannon!
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
@Dani_Edge
Futurana is awesome!
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
@KingCole2012
You're just a lightweight :p
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
I wanted to tweet something witty and deep but my brain shut down about an hour ago.......so I won't.
#ThisTweetSucks
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
about 14 years ago
@CthulhuTheDead
You watched all of that shit? I would be suicidal after that.
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 14 years ago
@DragonBrain1
You said that like you're not human.
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 14 years ago
BBQ over! GTFO!!!
Michael Rayne
@JediRayne
over 14 years ago
My ex is spreading false rumors about me being schizophrenic. Well, four can play at that game!
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