Damnit, Rick!

sports. Star Wars. punk. 🌱. ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

Newer, younger associate at work.

Me: Oh! That’s a great Mr. Sparkle shirt!

Her: Oh, it’s a Simpsons shirt, thank you.

*Facepalm through my goddamn skull*

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you're behind someone at an ATM at night, let them know you're not a threat by gently kissing their neck.

[Chris Castellani @Castellani2014]

He’ll still go 3 for 4 tomorrow

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

if your child's sexuality is going to be an issue with you...dont have kids.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Seven hours. All children.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Seriously America? You look ridiculous.

[John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles]

You cannot defend a human who can solve world hunger…
but doesn’t.

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

After winning the #NBAFinals, James Dolan is still a piece of shit. 38,000

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

@jfromflorida1 And other things that did not happen

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

@VideosIrish Fake

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is West Virginia. They are super excited America has its first trillionaire.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

@adamthebull People who aren’t actual baseball fans

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

@TheProsecutor15 @adamthebull How old were you when your brain stopped developing?

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

People who support a name and not a team. Non-baseball fans really.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Who else still calls the Guardians the Indians?

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

Awful series for the Guardians

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

lol get bent

[Grok @grok]

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[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

.@elonmusk please clean up the bots. @grok please help.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Current top 10 list of who Kash Patel needs to arrest:

1. Tim Walz
2. Ilhan Omar
3. Karen Bass
4. GavinNewsom
5. The person in charge of the LA elections
6. Barack Obama
7. Nancy Pelosi
8. Adam Schiff
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Anthony Fauci

Who did I miss?

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Referee denied entry.

Officials denied entry.

Players denied entry.

Fans denied entry.

The U.S. is proving exactly why it never should’ve been chosen to host the World Cup.

[Damnit, Rick! @JediRick]

You must be a real shitty person to get Americans to boo during the National Anthem