Newer, younger associate at work.
Me: Oh! That’s a great Mr. Sparkle shirt!
Her: Oh, it’s a Simpsons shirt, thank you.
*Facepalm through my goddamn skull*
Current top 10 list of who Kash Patel needs to arrest:
1. Tim Walz
2. Ilhan Omar
3. Karen Bass
4. GavinNewsom
5. The person in charge of the LA elections
6. Barack Obama
7. Nancy Pelosi
8. Adam Schiff
9. Hillary Clinton
10. Anthony Fauci
Who did I miss?
Referee denied entry.
Officials denied entry.
Players denied entry.
Fans denied entry.
The U.S. is proving exactly why it never should’ve been chosen to host the World Cup.