Jediku

Star Wars + Haiku = Jediku

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han cuts a taun-taun
puts luke inside to warm up
these things sure do smell

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Boba Fett is cool
did he die from the Sarlacc,
or does he live on?

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padme has her twins
then calls for her anakin
and takes her last breath

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watto makes a bet
anakin races a pod
wins the boonta eve

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cute little ewoks
they defeat the stormtroopers
with some sticks and rocks

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anakin murders
a room full of small younglings
how evil of him

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Dooku is a cheat!
He cuts anakin’s arm off,
and then sneaks away.

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did you read that book
with the death of mara jade
by karen traviss?

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general grevious
a cyborg with a bad cough
get a Halls drop, dude

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i always wondered
what does a jawa look like
underneath that robe?

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a blue lightsaber
is what all the good guys use
the bad guys use red

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shooting tie fighters
is nothing like dusting crops
on the sand planet

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imagine padme
as an elf with a blaster
blasting orcs and droids

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would frodo become
close pals with c-3po
and r2-d2?

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what would happen if
the people from star wars met
the lord of the rings?

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old ben had a beard
he taught luke ways in the force
then vader sliced him
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lando makes a deal
vader has altered the deal
vader is unfair
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[Haiku Hare @HaikuHare]

Jedi Poetry,
in the form of fun haiku --
what could be better?

#GeekLife
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a cup of warm tea
and time in the bacta tank
will heal me right up
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