Jedibiah Yoder

Intercourse, PA / Rumspringa ‘87 / BUGGY4LIFE / farmer’s market and emerging feet enthusiast

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Putting Ex-Goy on my resume so interviewers know I can act as a double agent

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Converting to Judaism #moneymoves #financiallysavvy

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Tried sharing a cig w a girl last night, stupid bitch lights the wrong end and passes out

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Bro is eternally friend zoned

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Anyone ever seen a fat ugly bitch who uses pouches? Someone study this

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No music on the walk to class so I can eavesdrop on hangxiety stories

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Toe fans are so superficial, I actually care about her sole

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Need a girl screaming n abusing me rn #realman

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@desantishandy We didn’t fuck

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So drunk last night I bit the cat back #primal

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@desantishandy Hungry?

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When 2 gay guys meet how do they decide who turns their peepee into a vahoohaa

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The gay part abt putting my feet on The Finder is shaving my toes

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I’m living Birthday Check to Christmas Check we are not the same. You pay for my dinner bitch!

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Boy just told me I have a “knack for tweeting” holy uncle compliment

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#doordashdriverfootreveal

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@desantishandy Thank god I’m a feet guy. 9/11 sucked!

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#oops #nottoothpaste #racereveal

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#fuckafreshmensaturday

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Jets on in the hottub #fartinmyassoff