Jedwerd

-The best to ever do it

-Greatest YouTuber to ever live

-Closing in on 1,000,000,0000 subscribers

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

I've spent too much time THINKING about monkey,
not enough time BEING monkey

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Spider-Noir would have been SO lame if they had made the main character a good actor who could pull off being a gritty NYC detective in the 1930s, thank heavens they decided to go with Nicholas Cage instead!

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What about this made them think it NEEDED to be a movie, this looks like two average episodes of The Mandalorian just put together

Also Embo, Zeb, Hutts, X-Wings, Filoni’s really going all out milking the member-berrys slop for this one 😒

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The new trailer for ‘THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ has been released.

In theaters on May 22.

[omi 🟢 @rogue_om]

Usually when Star Wars movies are bad they have the decency to be visually appealing

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

@statsglobe Good thing they cut it off at #10, I’d be too humble to let them put me on there at #11

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

Huge news for the unemployed

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Today’s pop news 📰:

• Olivia Rodrigo and Louis Partridge call it quits after 2 years
• Nicki Minaj makes surprise appearance at Turning Point USA event
• James Ransone dead at 46 in an apparent suicide
• Taylor Swift becomes the first woman in history to have four albums spend at least 10 weeks each on the Billboard 200, breaking a tie with Whitney Houston
• Minaj and Drake’s 15-year-old song hits #1 on US iTunes for the first time ever
• Brooklyn Beckham blocked his parents, David and Victoria Beckham, on IG

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

@jtimsuggs The bar for Star Wars fans is underground 😞

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@EckhartsLadder Fr it’s a hard life out here 😬

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@MrBeast Mr beast pwease pick me I have two hundwed thousand subscwibers and I want to be apart of the biggest cweator collab ever👉👈🫣

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@MrBeast Mr beast pwease pick me I have two hundwed thousand subscwibers and I want to be apart of the biggest cweator collab ever👉👈🫣

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

@SummaLummaD If you want, but nothing wrong with your actual voice either imo

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

@SummaLummaD They’re not bad, but they don’t feel very high effort tbh, and the niche is SUPER oversaturated with very good edits, so the competition is high. If you like it though, keep grinding and getting better 🫡

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@GeneralGrevio13 Roger roger

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@micahsoda Same 😢

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@micahsoda @ShitpostRock True fan right here 🥲

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ No

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2/3 achieved, but I also stopped live streaming like a month and a half after this post

[Jedwerd @Jedwerd_]

hello Twitter, it is currently 12:11 AM, on Feburary 8th of 2024. I am scheduling this tweet one year in advance.
here is what I hope to achieve in that time:

- make a bunch of money
- get a lot of subscribers
- have a livestream with 1,000 concurrent viewers

and now we wait 😎

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@mhdksafa Tbh I dont really think the guy worth more than Germany’s gdp cares what Germany does lil bro, have fun with your sauerkraut over there

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

You legitimately should feel a little dumb for not knowing what The Odyssey is idc

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

If you could nominate one human to converse with an alien civilization as a representative of all of us who would it be?