Johnny Gardner

Camera dude - from NC, CT, MA, FL, DC/MD now LA, CA. InstaGram: JohnnyGator // Twitter is my @Mets ⚾️ therapy

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@WallStreetApes Vote Blue, no matter who! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Whenever I explain anything to my ex, she accuses me of mansplaining. I counter that I am, in fact, EX-plaining. We’re never getting back together…

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@X Ah well…

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With 3 INTs and 1 fumble lost tonight at MetLife Stadium, they’ve officially made Bills QB Josh Allen an honorary NY Jet.

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Do you remember the time…Michael Jackson turned into a sand tornado and escaped King Eddie Murphy and his henchmen Tiny Lister and Magic Johnson, after making out with Queen Iman?

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Just because your kid has a lot of energy doesn’t mean they have A.D.D. Maybe it’s your fat ass, stuffed full of seed oils, processed garbage, and abandoned dreams, who has given up, and you just hate to be inconvenienced by activity and happiness. #🌈⭐️

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How the @Mets outdo themselves game after game after game is absolutely stunning! Tied at 1 in the 7th vs the @Pirates, they give up their 8th walk, double, K (1), 9th walk, 10th walk, hit batter, passed ball, double, pop fly (2), triple and mercifully a K (3!) It’s 7-1 Bucs #FML

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The @Mets are having a bottom 5 vs. the @Braves tonight (8/13/23) that they usually have go against them! I’ll take it!! #LFGM #BeatAtlantaJustOnce!

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The @Mets are 2-10 so far this August. They just lost their 3rd straight game against the Atlanta @Braves. The current run total from those three games is ATL 34 NYM 3. Another chance tomorrow! #FML #MakeItStop #NYMess

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The @Royals sweep the @Mets to GET TO FORTY GAMES BELOW .500

The hits just keep on coming…

#FML

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@Mets KC sweeps the Mess to GET to FORTY games below .500

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Last night the @Mets blew a 6-4 lead in the 10th with an error and a walk-off BALK against the 2nd worst team in all of baseball. Tonight, down 4-0, they load the bases with two outs in the 9th, on two walks and a base hit. McNeil (3-4 on the night) weakly grounds out to 2nd. 🪦

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Dear @Mets, please DFA Starling Marte right now. Right now heading into the bottom of the 9th. Cut him and make him walk home IMMEDIATELY. #FirstPitchGIDP #iCantBearItAnymore

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In their last five series, the @Mets have scored EIGHTY runs, which averages out to 5.7 runs per game. They went 4-10 in that stretch. #NYMESS

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@Mets 7 in a row!

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Mr. White, in Miami, with THE DAGGER! #Clue @celtics

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Fun Fact:
Since going 9-2 through the west coast mid April (SD, Oak, LA, SF - 1st two games) the @Mets are 3-10 (SF, Wash, ATL, DET, COL.)
Since getting swept by the Astros, the @Braves are 9-3 (FL, NYM, FL, BAL.) and 6 games up on NY. You can’t buy championships.

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@Mets I mean…it’s the neverending story…

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@ChelseaFC can’t score, can’t pass, can’t dribble, can’t put corners in dangerous places. It’s unbelievable that a €600,000,000 team has ONE GOAL (in 5 games) in the month of April. Unbelievable.

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@Mets @nyphospital Well, at least it's not the colors of one of our biggest rivals.