J e y

Expert in self sabotage and awkward timing

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

@BusesOfSomerset Please contact local cats protection branch is possible
@CatsProtection
They are great at getting them home safe

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

BRISTOL at @ashtongatestad Magnificent evening! You lot 💜

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Five years ago today. Miss ya buddy.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 Up to six in 10 rape victims withdraw from their case or refuse to cooperate.

Data revealed by new local justice scorecards reveal why

Thread ⬇
https://t.co/a6fON2LyQZ

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

⏱ Rape victims are being forced to wait nearly three years for justice on average in the worst-performing areas of England and Wales, new Ministry of Justice scorecards reveal

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

Cracked mirror, #nofilterneeded xoxo

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

Didn't get ID'd yesterday buying booze for xmas, the shop employee just looked at my eyes and went
"yep, okay, you're good"
and omg in that second I suddenly felt O L D

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

Naughty Boy is such a prick got me downloading the app just to vote for his pathetic arse

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

@GreenVSGreed @dicefm No worries! Hope it pans out 😁

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

@GreenVSGreed Check @dicefm for her Rpugh Trade small gigs/signing instead maybe? This Saturday x

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

Forever in-between sizes....why don't you just make the bloody in-between sizes 😩😩

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

bus wanker thought of the day...
Do sheep get heavier when it rains??
Imagining something akin to a soaked sponge???

DOES THE FLUFF HOLD THE WATER
Ahahaha

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

@tearsafterbeers @RoughTrade Forgot to say, I think you have to go thru @dicefm app/site 🙂

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

@tearsafterbeers You could try joining the waiting list for her @RoughTrade signing on October 23rd. There a an intimate gig also :)

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

Why did I never find Sleep Token on my own

Perfect for workinggggggg

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCKING done

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

I forgot how fun listening to other people's drama in the office is.....

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

I miss the air con at the office...27 degrees inside is not ideal 😰

[J e y @Jeeeeeylan_]

Should have been a clay pigeon instead of a human, cause people just keep shooting me down lol

[BBC @BBC]

It’s been 10 years since the world lost an icon 💔

Now mum Janis is sharing a deeper insight into the real Amy Winehouse with the help of those people who knew Amy best.

#ReclaimingAmy / Streaming soon / @BBCiPlayer