Motör-ned

"Motör-Ned, remember me, I'm Motör-Ned, fat shite." Formerly 'Fat wank'.

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

A wee train journey today, bud @realclintonb? Have a lovely time and enjoy the book.

[Lynda La Plante @LaPlanteLynda]

On my way back to London, lovely breakfast!

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

@GamerMuscleVid Strong Andrew Tate vibes. 😳

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

MASHUP - James Brotörhead - "Superkill" https://t.co/fv4NshZg3y via @YouTube This is my new favourite thing. Except beer and food and sleep and...happy time. 🤗

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

@STEVEtheP1R4TE Yup, being doing that for months now! 😎

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

@STEVEtheP1R4TE COD WWII is okay, pretty much what you’d expect. Battlefront 2 is good for geeking out on Star Wars. 🤷🏼

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

@LiviFCOfficial @Maley1Gary Hey Livi, How do you know it’s only Livi fans voting? 🤔

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Could today be the day...ah...no. Forget it.

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

Meanwhile in Britain

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

I’m a middle aged single white man. I don’t really care about social media and I’m not looking for a partner. But it perplexes me to see the amount of men that feel it’s ok to harass women and send them (strangers, mind) pictures of your knob. 🤷🏼

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

I apologise for giving the wrong amount. It’s £9million now. 😀

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

This ww2 veteran has become a hero for (at least) the 2nd time in his life. £8MILLION raised for the NHS. I salute you, sir.

[Captain Sir Tom Moore @captaintommoore]

I’m Captain Tom Moore, war veteran, 99 years of age (soon to be 100) and I’m walking for the NHS to raise money for our heroes.

https://t.co/M1dkvoV3kE

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

https://t.co/X3OJdLgRVu

[Fahrenheit 13 @F13Noir]

If you’re financially strapped at the moment then we’ve got a free ebook to help keep you sane during the lockdown.

Go grab yourself a copy...

[Captain Kidd @kidd__kong78]

They should be solving crimes not out partying.

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

@STEVEtheP1R4TE I’m a big lad, I knew I wouldn’t like the column. Stability was my priority. The Apex is solid, but I’m sitting a bit too upright, partly cos of the chair I use.

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

If you need told not to drink cow piss then you’re on your own.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

❌ Holding your breath
❌ Drinking cow urine
❌ Making hand sanitiser at home

Here’s some coronavirus myths that you should ignore

https://t.co/W57wONGqyx

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

“I don’t want to see any of you out there, I run my toe up the crack of yer ass” #janeygodleyvoiceover #nicolasturgeon #COVIDー19

[Motör-ned @JeeleyPiece]

Wanking is trending in the UK. Finally a cause I can get behind. Not in front of, though. 😳 #wanking