Jeev

nonsense

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Hrithik Roshan == Kriti Version

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About a girl in school:

I don't want to say it, but i have to. She acted like... You know... C-word.
Ew. What C-word?
You know, psycho.

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What are you eating?
Nothing.
What's in your mouth?
Paper.

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I can feel the eye roll when the almost 7 year old picks up the call and says "Whaaaaaaat!?"

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Hi. I have Rani Mukherjee voice.
*Don't cough*

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Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
hey hey

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Ah. Would have been so cool if Hugh Laurie actually played Dumbledore.
He sounds perfect.

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Same address, Different time zones.
- is my favourite book that I'm going to write.

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I mean, if she can have it, so can i? ��️

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Made an "It's complicated" joke in a client call.
I'm too funny. 🤣

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NINETEEN YEARS!
Damn.

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EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Damn.

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Me: On sick leave today.
Also me: That's a waste of time. Must Organize!

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Apparently the joy of finding the first tooth in the baby's mouth == the joy of finding the first wiggly tooth in the said baby, now 6 year old. 😍

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Send tweet.
Feel good.
Read tweet.
Remember it's not tweet anymore.

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Send one strongly worded mail.
Feel great about it.
Read again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And so on.

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@Leafinthewheel Oh man. Been there done that! 🤦‍♀️

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The highs and lows of 2024.
I'm ok if there's no other year like this one.

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@Leafinthewheel Haha. Also with IDGAF face and hair.

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Today i was told, "Congratulations on making it to 40. Some people don't."
Ok. Thanks!

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I mean, I can stay afloat anywhere, in any situation.