Aziz Malik

[sipping nyquil from a flask] Emotions are a choice.

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Makin margaritas for my girlfriend and Reese https://t.co/9k2VSxMB5s

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Thanks so much to my amazing sister Mindy for getting me Blue Apron! Three amazing meals:… https://t.co/07pM8fVxUv

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Saying you won't date a feminist is a simpler way of saying you're afraid of dating a woman who expects you to give her an orgasm too

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@MalMindy well no shit, you took this in November!

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Haven't tweeted in a while so I thought I'd tweet that just for those 2 loyal followers.

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ughhhh

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Happy holidays from baby Dev! https://t.co/HA8CePtx6Y

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Rory still hasn't accepted my follow request!

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"Julian! Don't be scared! I'm your Big Daddy! I'll always be your Big Daddy!"

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If Sandler ever said that out loud it would have been so upsetting. "You can't take him away from me! I'm his Big Daddy!"

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Truly amazing that they landed on the name "Big Daddy" for the movie "Big Daddy"

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This morning I saw someone eating a raisin bagel with lox cream cheese. Please respect my privacy at this time.

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@ImNicolasCage oh no! *forces him to eat another*
Ben Carson: I've operated on people's brains.
Assistant: SOMEHOW ITS GETTING WORSE

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@ImNicolasCage what cat doesn't do this?

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Watching videos of myself on youtube! My friends keep me humble.

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It needs to be illegal to show Christmas commercials with Christmas music before Thanksgiving.

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@MalMindy Or Hawaii or wherever the hell you're from