Mandy Reynolds

Unapologetic puppy Mom. Wanderer. Big ole nerd.

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Actual serious question. Do the rich think they’re broke when they have the income of the rest of us?

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I feel I’m starting to get technology created raccoon hands. But at least they’re just as useful for eating trash

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I think I accidentally am in love with old school Bay Watch

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Tagline for boobs: the crumb catchers of the face

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My “meh-ra” if you will

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I’m not using the word apathetic anymore - I’m just in my meh girl era

[Mandy Reynolds @JeezMandy]

I’m not using the word apathetic anymore - I’m just in my meh girl era

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Sometimes when I’m trying to pump myself up for something the beginning of the Hey Arnold intro plays in my head “here we go oh here we go”

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One of my favorite genres of music is men singing about terribly depressing shit to an upbeat temp and bonus if they feature a folksie instrumental

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Nothing like imagining your crush or enemy with a Thulsa Doom haircut to take them down a peg

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Things I’m not passing down by not having kids: diabetes, geographic tongue, anxiety, panic disorder, depression, a country that doesn’t value women or their autonomy, existential dread

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Luke Wilson has so much charm. Even if his costar is the worst. He could literally make a peanut into butter.

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I love that Hermione’s one intellectual flaw is that she can’t understand the game of chess.

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@monoclemike Is there any other way?

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There was ONE filmy layer in the onion I used in a giant vat of chowder. Most bites are amazing. Every once in a while I get super bummed by a filmy piece. What a game of mouth roulette.

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Why did I just realize Pierce Brosnan is Irish?

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Anyone else always always spray an aerosol can to make an X in the air like the guy marking the evil tree in fern gully?

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The most impressive thing about Linda Belcher is that she went on a camping trip with her family and 100% trusted Bob to pack unsupervised

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“If you can’t fuck him, Wickham” -Steve

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Steve’s review of Mr. Darcy “well he’s an awkward fuck” 10/10