Joey Spaghetti

This one time, at band camp…

[Joey Spaghetti @JefeLucas11]

Dude, your name is Leslie.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

imagine carrying a child for 9 month just to name it joe

[face2face @tenthousund]

cum towel's finally stiff enoug to get oragami'd into sombrero

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

ads in apple maps. ADS. in APPLE MAPS. ADS IN APPLE MAPS??????????? go fuck yourselves

[BuBBliK @k1rallik]

> Netflix raised prices
> Disney+ raised prices
> HBO Max raised prices
> Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan
> YouTube Premium now $15.99/month
> Family plan hit $26.99
> Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming

We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads anyway.
They didn't kill cable. They became it.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what just happened..

the White House rejected Elon's offer to pay TSA workers.. and everyone's arguing about Elon..

nobody's asking the real question..

why is a government that collects $4.4 trillion in taxes every year.. unable to pay airport security workers..

where did the money go..

you paid taxes last month.. so did your parents.. so did 160 million other Americans.. and somehow there's not enough to pay the people standing between you and a hijacking..

but there was enough for $886 billion in military spending.. enough for Congress to get their paychecks on time.. enough for a $1.1 trillion interest payment on debt they created..

the jets got funded.. the bombs got funded.. the politicians got funded.. the guy checking your bag at JFK did not..

and instead of fixing it they turned down free money because it came from the wrong person..

your government doesn't have a money problem.. it has a priority problem.. and you're not on the list..

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Seeing all these celebrities give political speeches at the Grammys tonight reminded me of this

[Ati @atioberoi]

Fancy seeing you here, bitch

[Big League Digest @BigLeagueDigest]

Cal Raleigh hitting 60 while the whole stadium is on their feet chanting MVP could be straight out of a movie🙌

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Lmao somebody cooked with this one 😂😂

[Colorado Rockies @Rockies]

(good)Nightmare Fuel 😈

#Rockies x @denvermattress

[Sherman Young Jr. @ShermStu_2]

Friendly reminder for all the wives and GF’s out there..

College Football starts this month..

[Mike Hunt, CFA @BockoCocko]

Tell Mike to spell tuna sub backwards

[Ayushi @ShutupAyushiii]

Non vegetarians adjust for guests, vegetarians expect others to adjust.

[Sam @halaljew]

people have gotten far too comfortable bringing their dogs to places where they do not belong and it’s really annoying

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This will go down as the greatest air ball in the history

[Thomas 🏆🏆🏆 @SubwayTJ]

The Masters has convinced me boomers were right about cellphones and we should ban them from more sporting events

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

In honor of International Women’s Day, here is one of the best bits of all time by @billburr

Ladies, let’s turn off the reality shows and root for each-other

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Nikki Glaser just did an Adam Sandler impression of Timothée Chalamet's name...and then got Adam Sandler join in lol

#GoldenGlobes

[Women Being Awful @WomenBeingAwful]

Let him cook

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

I thought this was SNL but it's a REAL ad meant to help Kamala with male voters

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

No offense, but if you’re voting for the woman who is objectively leading us into WW3 because you’re worried about abortion or LGBT rights that aren’t even at risk, you are fucking stupid.