Jeff

Photography, Sports, Princeton Grad, NYC. Lisa 💕

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

#truth

[Lisa @Lisa98354733]

@Jeff71441090 Hardwork pays off

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

@Lisa98354733 @DepartmentNy So lucky to have you. I dont know what i would do if anything happened to you. You've been so helpful i love you

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Just after he does this, @Lisa98354733 shows up with @DepartmentNy and they pull the guy off me and put him in cuffs. They ask if im ok and im like of course im not ok the guy just shattered my Iphone X

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Great to see this this morning. Table restored! #letsgetthistable

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Long story short I'm ok. @DepartmentNy took the guy into custody and did a little investigating. This guys apparently been stealing tables for a long time. they found like thirty of them in his apartment. hopefully we'll find out why #crazypeople

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

I have nothing left to give, and creepy guy swipes my phone right out of my hand and chucks it out the window. It shatters into a million pieces, so now i have a broken phone to deal with #shouldaboughtanotterbox

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

He's kinda spinning me around cuz im still in the wheelchair but im trying as hard as i can to fight back and resist. This goes on for a couple minutes and im convinced im cooked. He eventually presses me up against the front window and starts yelling at me for my tweets...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

As fast as i possibly can i send a quick text to Lisa that just says "help" and im just hoping she recognizes that im in trouble. I just get the text sent before creepy neighbor guy comes at me and tries to take the phone...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

"You've been talking about me" he says in like the most evil supervillain voice ive ever heard in my goddam life. This creep apparently loves my stuff and has been creeping on my twitter this whole time. Guess he wasnt happy that i exposed the table robbery...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

He tells me that I know who he is. He pulls up a cellphone and pulls up twitter and i dont know whats happening. As he turns on the phone, i see his face and i realize that its our neighbor. He turns the phone to me and scrolls down what appears to be my twitter page...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

I see a figure in the doorway and the figure begins to walk towards me. At this point i think im a dead man like this is the end of my life im saying my prayers and all that stuff. I start yelling at him asking him who he is and what he wants ...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

So my dumb ass is sitting in this corner all alone and im sweatin pretty bad at this point. I hear two incredibly loud bangs on my door. I dont say anything cuz im scared out of my mind. After a few moments of silence, I hear the door open...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Im really freaking out at this point so i wheel myself away from the door and kinda tuck myself into a corner by my bed. As soon as i do this, i realize that i forgot to lock the door cuz im a #idiot

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

So I hear that the loud storming had stopped, but then i hear the floor creaking outside my door in like a super creepy way. so i kinda wheel my way a little closer to the door to hear whats going on and i hear the creaking getting closer...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

So you guys are not gonna believe this. If you saw my last tweet you know that i was annoyed by whoever was storming up the stairs super loud earlier in the day. Little did i know that that guy was our neighbor, the table thief...

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Whoever is storming up the stairs in my apartment building rn needs to stop

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

@DepartmentNy Thanks. I'll keep you posted

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

#letsfindthistable Lets get this trending guys

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Glad you're on board now. Time to figure all this out

[NY Police Department @DepartmentNy]

Another day on the job. This is what it's all about! #letsfindthistable

[Jeff @Jeff71441090]

Always important to take a moment to reach out to those who have lost someone. Thoughts and prayers with Ms. Johnson. Sparky was a great dog 🐶

[Lisa @Lisa98354733]

Pray for Ms. Johnson everyone. Poor lady just lost her dog 🙏