The Cookie Expert

Former Footballer turned Cookie Expert @cookiesociety. Chicago Born..Illini Alumn, Retired 9 year NFL Vet @illinifootball @chiefs

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

My car got stuck in the snow before the game & a nice guy named Dave help pull me out without knowing I was a player. I want to give him tickets to the AFC championship game for helping but don’t have a way to contact him. He drove a 97 or 98 Black Suburban. Pls RT #ChiefsKingdom

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

Long term Browns won but right now definitely the Rams 🔥

[How’s Ya Bird | Sports Media @howsyabird_]

@AdamSchefter @RapSheet @TomPelissero Who won the trade ?

[Geoff Schwartz @geoffschwartz]

I’m fairly open to debate about football.
However I’m not going to debate people about offensive line technique. I’ve had to make the exact block discussed in the video. I even have film for you. ⬇️ I know the technique, the intent of the play, etc … want to debate whether the C should peak the OG? Sure. I don’t care whether you like it or not. That’s a you problem.

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

@geoffschwartz 🤣🤣🤣

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

This is common sense doesn’t take much research to come to this conclusion. 1+1=2

[Yasir Ai @AiwithYasir]

🚨BREAKING: Two researchers from UPenn and Boston University just published a paper that should be uncomfortable reading for every CEO automating their workforce right now.

The argument is straightforward. Every company replacing workers with AI is also eliminating its own future customers. Laid off workers stop spending. Enough of them stop spending and nobody can afford to buy anything. The companies that fired everyone end up selling into an economy with no purchasing power left.

Every executive can see this. The math is not complicated. But here is why nobody stops.

If you do not automate, your competitor does. They cut costs, lower prices, take your market share, and you collapse anyway. So every company automates knowing it is collectively destructive because the alternative is dying alone while everyone else survives. The researchers proved this is a Prisoner's Dilemma playing out in real time.

The numbers are already moving. Block cut nearly half its 10,000 employees this year. Jack Dorsey said AI made those roles unnecessary and that within the next year the majority of companies will reach the same conclusion. Salesforce replaced 4,000 customer support agents with AI. Goldman Sachs deployed a coding tool that lets one engineer do the work of five. Over 100,000 tech workers were laid off in 2025 and AI was cited as the primary driver in more than half those cases. 80% of US workers hold jobs with tasks susceptible to AI automation.

The researchers tested every proposed solution. Universal basic income does not change a single company's incentive to automate. Capital income taxes adjust profit levels but not the per-task decision to replace a human. Collective bargaining cannot hold because automating is always the dominant strategy.

They also identified what they call a Red Queen effect. Better AI does not solve the problem, it accelerates it. Every company chases faster automation to gain market share over rivals but at the end everyone has automated equally, the gains cancel out, and the only thing left is more destroyed demand.

The one thing the math says could work is a Pigouvian automation tax. A per-task charge that forces companies to account for the demand they destroy each time they replace a worker.

The conclusion is that this is not a transfer of wealth from workers to owners. Both sides lose. Workers lose income. Companies lose customers. It is a deadweight loss with no market mechanism to stop it on its own.

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[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

Caleb Downs is the best player in the draft IMO

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

Hell of a year Illini 🫡

[Illinois Men's Basketball @IlliniMBB]

ARE YOU WITH US?

For the first time since 2005, we're heading to the FINAL FOUR.

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

#ILL🔶🔷

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

Flag football is not tackle football we learned that today apparently

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

Fathers don’t post 50 selfies with their kids every week.

They just quietly renew the car insurance at 2 a.m.

Skip their own doctor’s appointment so the school fees can be cleared, and still say I’m fine when you ask how work was.

That’s the love no one talks about.

[Rob (Ro2R) @Ruleof2Review]

Ex-Blockbuster employee here. And I mean it with 100% sincerity that the world would be a better place if we shut down all streaming services, re-opened Blockbusters and video stores worldwide, and shoved people back out into the world to find and enjoy their entertainment.

[Josh Straughan @JoshStraughan1]

The average person has no idea how good the average D1 athlete is…

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

When he’s healthy he’s a Top 12 LT great pick up by the Bears

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former Browns first-round pick, OT Jedrick Wills Jr., is signing a one-year deal with the Chicago Bears, per source.

[Cookie Society @CookieSociety]

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[Cookie Society @CookieSociety]

This morning we were featured on @TODAYshow and we’re still taking it all in.

What started as an idea, a lot of late nights, and a dream to build something special has grown into something bigger than we ever imagined. Seeing our cookies and our story shared on a national stage is incredibly humbling.

To our team, our customers, and everyone who has supported Cookie Society from day one — thank you. Every order, every visit, every share has helped get us here.

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

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[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

DJ Moore won’t be a Bear next year 🔮

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

Damn we really don’t pay corners I thought Trent would be different

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

BREAKING: The #Chiefs are trading All-Pro CB Trent McDuffie to the #Rams for a 1st-round pick and more, per @AdamSchefter. A blockbuster.

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

@jjackson0930 You’re not wrong he’s potentially generational we can address our other needs in Free agency or next year lol

[Underdog @Underdog]

Jahmyr Gibbs Jeremiyah Love
5'9" Height 6'0"
199 Weight 212
4.36s 40 4.36s
1.52s 10 yard split 1.55s

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

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