Jeff

I'm a Chameleon. All views are my own.

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Would https://t.co/XeDd92U8T0

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

https://t.co/HaKeTGXix7

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

There are mushrooms growing in my viv! #bestdayever 🐸

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

@adv_of_fenton Mate, mine tries to get me to fetch her beer. I'm like...really lady, who do you think is in control here 🦎 stick to your guns! #lizardsrule

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Lmaooooo is this lizard really waving back?

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Did you know I have some beetle friends in my tank? They literally eat my shit! Imagine that 🐸💩 #chameleonfacts

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Why thank you 🦎 and welcome Fenton 💚 https://t.co/LSdhZahkfH

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

REMEMBER, always wash your hands.

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

@Youngnufc Get in!!!! I thought I'd have to eat you lol 🐸

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

@Youngnufc please don't forget to feed me I am HANK MARVIN!

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Thanks 🐸 I was such a Handsome young reptile back in the day 💚 https://t.co/hAoH8fx6aZ

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Goodnight Twitter 🦎

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Me realising it's the weekend #HappyFriday 😎

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Me today...... https://t.co/yVCCOASKi6

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

When everyone is boiling and you're cold blooded 😎

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

When everyone is boiling and you're cold blooded 😎

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

@AuntyKarinY Safe sex is the best sex Aunty Karin

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

So to welcome me back how about a competition......where's Jeff....winner gets a sticky lick on the face

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

@KellyColli Pisshead

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Hi everyone. Sorry I've been a bit lazy with my twitter account I've been really busy going out on the lash & bagging cheap women

[Jeff @JeffChameleon1]

Watching @Official_HUFC nail biting stuff. I've shed my skin twice with nerves! Come on pools you can do it!! #neversaydie