Jeff

Enigma

#VegComZambia 🍅

#MUFC

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

Ever since paps caught Covid 19 earlier this year he doesn't trust anyone 😂😂😂

[Mr Kaipambe, Esq. (Phoenix🔥) @Mule_Kaipambe]

For example: no matter how connected you are, you can never practice Medicine with a Grade 12 Certificate. 😂

Connections work well if you have the necessary skills or qualifications for the position you are vying for.

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

@FMwenge @st_Patricks808 That's not even the MP's job.

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

You people get K15,000? 😂😂😂

[Chi💕 @MissMaggiChi]

Since you are all delaying to ask, I'll ask. Everyone saying K15,000 is small money, can you please quote with your payslip. Thanks...

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

What would you say about young unemployed students who drive better cars than lecturers? 😂

[plant a tree 🌱 @MHopeMK]

There is an unpaid intern here who is buying lunch for K70 everyday 😭

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

Thought you killed it 😂

[Coach Charlie 🇨🇩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇹 @veryloudohn]

She even got me a dog 😮‍💨

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed.

Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon.

New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

@osemagnum @franckjeriol Amen

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

@adifferentguyy @Novocainedoc Your DM is closed

[• @WordsCocoon]

claim it!

[Trevor Mumba @selfstyledking]

Our first (Zambian) Republican President once threatened to step down because people were drinking too much alcohol.

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Arsenal Women are out of the Women’s FA Cup. 😔

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Annie. @KASuliculture]

This tweet isn’t feminist? it’s actually harmful to women. It normalises infidelity as a weapon, which puts WOMEN at risk of HIV, abuse & retaliation too. Real women’s empowerment is about safety, dignity & accountability, not celebrating betrayal. Do better. 🧵 #NotInMyName

[Alice M. Simushi @applechews_]

Today, it’s me who’s woken up ku left coz more than anything, I hate lies and ubupuba. This trope here👇🏾was part of the smear campaign you & other aggressively misguided “feminists” continue to peddle. The sickest part is you dont even personally know this man. I’m speaking now🧵

[Zoba @Czooba]

Bayern Munich will have to give us Harry Kane, Michael Olise and their stadium in the deal to have Bruno Fernandes.

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

@FaithAlakas @Makay___ Like where do you even start from? 😂

[Jeff @JeffCuspar]

You didn't read shit. 😂

[Chidera Chukwu 🇳🇬🇲🇽 @chriseciaokoye]

I have flipped pages in the Bible. Guess what? No one married a baby mama.

[Bernard Burrows @Bernard_BKabwe]

Good morning ☺️

[Dingindaba Jonah Buyoya @BuyoyaJonah]

Interesting stuff in DotCom Zambia’s first ever annual report is out. And the numbers are quite impressive, I think.

Revenue hit K666 million. Profit nearly doubled year on year. Cash in the bank jumped from K2.7 million to K17.9 million. Zero debt.

The report shows that before the company even listed, they paid out K5.42 million in dividends to shareholders, nearly 5 times what was paid the year before.

But what really gets me is the longer story. This company has grown its revenue every single year for 8 consecutive years. From K39 million in 2018 to K666 million in 2025. Not one year of decline.

That kind of consistency is rare anywhere, let alone in a homegrown Zambian tech company. Their report also highlighted some new products are already in development.

Idk, it just feels quite nice that a Zambian company is doing this.