Jeff Della Valle

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@ImTracyMorgan #followmetracy

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

Holy sh*t they finally paved Hamburg turnpike. Its a miracle!

[Kevin Heart @kevinheart4reaI]

I AM TOO BROKE TO BE A GIRLS SUGAR DADDY BUT I CAN BE HER SPLENDA DADDY.

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@rihanna rockin out to a little S & M on the way to work. Can I get a RT for that?

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Funny thing happen while brushing my teeth this morning I swear I heard a voice come from the mirror and say "with yo fine ass"

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@oneleggymeggy you will be missed. Your positive attitude and smile made it fun to come to work in the morning. Wish you the best

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

Feelin good, feelin confident, I got this. #Boss

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

#thingsthatpissmeoff If I am such a valuable part of the company, why do I get paid the least #justsaying

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@ReaIWizKhaIlifa #WizCanYouFollowMe follow me!!

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

I know they say don't sh*t where you eat, but I don't regret this meal. Tasted great!

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

Dear guy who doesn't know how to change lanes on the highway #gositinacorner you suck!

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@ispeakfemale damn right girl

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@rihanna your the most beautiful woman in the world. Im a big fan. Can I get a little love back?

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

@NickSwisher great game today Swish!

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

If you want to meet the weirdest people on earth go to penn station.

[Jeff Della Valle @JeffDV85]

Bout to rage bitchessssssss!!!!!!

[ESPN @espn]

‎"Above anything else, I hate to lose." - Jackie Robinson