Jeff DaDouche

#Lover, #writer, #foodie. Blogging about my life once a week. And yes ladies, these muscles are real, but my eyes are up here. #blessed

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What a day! Joined a stupid club full of old people, but things started to look up! Got not 1 but 2 promotions (after skipping my first day of work). #killinThisInfluencerGame Meanwhile, practicing my Wonderwall to soothe the ladies. Catch y'all on the flippityflop! #blessedLife

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@Elizabethaneale @JStamboulieh

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@mr_badmek @LARPsTheSeries @_Beanduck The music doesn’t only come from speakers, Monsieur Badmek, but also from our hearts. And our souls.
But ya mainly speakers so you def didn’t hear it at work.

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@JStamboulieh @Nick_emerald @TheCrosshare Mmmmmhm ;)

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@Nick_emerald @TheCrosshare @JStamboulieh Sup dudes. Going through some major life changes. Mah boi @JStamboulieh is holdin it down tho with fudgin zombies or something.
In the meantime, always remember the creed: #tapDatLikeAPaypass

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Up, over yonder: sex is happening. #spaceWooHoo #TheSims4

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If this doesn't turn you on, DaDouche don't know what will. #nothinButTeeth #TheSims4

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I knew he was my boi for a reason... #playa4life #TheSims4

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Wow... I should really get out more... #ghostConvo #ghostBFF #TheSims4

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Scribe of History ain’t all it was cracked up to be...
#newJob #secretSpy

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Yo... check out those legs... that chest... oh... and ya the girl behind is pretty cute too. #legs4days #legDay

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Now THIS is the face of a man making $287/hr. #scribeOfHistory #TheSims4

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#theNewMe #mrRedBeard #TheSims4

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@Elizabethaneale @JStamboulieh Hi there Elizabeth. Your voice was really nice, so I assumed you were Elizabeautiful. You are. That extra ticket I ordered could be yours... #segalDates

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Mission: Succsexful. #TheSims4

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Workin' my rocket, day and night. #myRocketIsBiggerThanYours #TheSims4

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This rocket is my ticket to space... space SEX! OOOOOOOH! #rocketFuel #houstonWeveGotABigHardProblem #TheSims4

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I think... I am over-dressed for this club...? #TheSims4

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This... this is what I come back to... #TheSims4

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Now THIS is the face of a man who just woo-hooed in a chessbush. #;) #TheSims4